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idciammyself

1. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2015 3:16pm UTC
   "I can't fall for you, can't give my all to you, can't let you think that imma let the game stall for you."
   
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2. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2014 3:39pm UTC
   They changed the amazon website layout :(
   
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3. idciammyself
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   October 21, 2014 3:38pm UTC
   "True Love Is Putting Someone Else Before Yourself." - Olaf
   
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4. idciammyself
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   October 20, 2014 11:52am UTC
   "Boy toy named Troy, used to live in Detroit."
   Yass Slay.
   
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5. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2014 3:32pm UTC
   http://media0.giphy.com/media/zt7ZvEKorPRU4/giphy.gif
   its cute.
   
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6. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2014 3:20pm UTC
   Follow me,
   I follow you,
   That means you too Alayna.
   Oh.
   
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7. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2014 10:51am UTC
   Sleep is my drug.
   Bed is my dealer.
   Alarm is the cops.
   School is the jail.
   
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8. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2014 1:52pm UTC
   I think im finally fat enough to be a good "roll model"
   
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9. idciammyself
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2014 9:53am UTC
   Dr. Suess explains pregnancy
   What is a womb?
   Well, a womb is a room.
   A womb is a room.
   Where a kid'll be soon.
   A womb is all squishy.
   All moist and magenta.
   And if there's a kid,
   Then it's full of placenta.
   But the kid must be small,
   If there is one at all.
   Just the size of a bean.
   Or the size of a ball.
   When the kid gets too big.
   Then it's time to get out.
   When it happens to you,
   You will probably shout.
   You will shout, you will yell.
   You will roll on the floor,
   Cos the kid must come out,
   Of a very small door.
   
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10. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 3:40pm UTC
    So iOS 8 took 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.
    
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11. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
    ♥
    -------------------------
    
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12. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 10:52am UTC
    I hate it when you're eating cereal, and the last few pieces are like "catch me if you can"
    lmfao.
    
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13. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 10:47am UTC
    Oh, Wow. Probably making a quote. Probably has been years.
    
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14. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Is there ever going to be a day when you're not a b-tch..?
    
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15. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?
    
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16. idciammyself
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 11:23am UTC
    Teacher: Can you watch my room why I go to the bathroom?
    Friend: Yes, but don't drown.
    Teacher: Why would I drown?
    Friend: Isn't that how you go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: ........ (walks away not saying anything)
    
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