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If Barbie was an actual woman,
she would be
5’9” tall
have a 39” bust
an 18” waist
33” hips
& a size 3 shoe.
Barbie calls this a
“full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
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If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9”

11 faves · 3 comments · Aug 11, 2013 1:11pm

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omg · barbie · childhood · ruined · advice

InsertAliasHere · 1 decade ago
The part where it mentions her walking on all fours terrifies me
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Kyari* · 1 decade ago
Lol .

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Kyari* · 1 decade ago
nmq btw
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