Alarm Quotes

basorexia*
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August 30, 2014 8:14am UTC

On weekdays: *sets alarm for 6* *wakes at 6:30*
On weekends: *no alarm* *wakes at 6*

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*Freedom*
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June 30, 2014 12:52pm UTC

When you think you're on your period
but it's a false alarm.

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DunGoofed
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February 14, 2014 12:44am UTC

Will the person with the car alarm going off at one in the morning PLEASE TURN IT OFF?!?!

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Losing It *
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January 10, 2014 7:21pm UTC

Let's all take a moment and just clap for those who can sleep through their alarm clocks and still make it to where they need to go on time.

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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November 24, 2013 4:34am UTC

me : *gets up 2 minutes before the alarm goes off*
me : *turns off alarm and goes back to sleep*

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MyWittyProfile
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November 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC

I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up”
I get out of bed

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babsimacbeth
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September 23, 2013 6:02pm UTC

so my mobile phone hates me
this morning the alarm wouldn't work
so i missed my classes
...
hey wait a minute
right now i think my mobile LOVES me

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The Ukrainian Chick*
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September 15, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Today, I had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up; I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken, and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won...

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imonlyhuman*
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September 10, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Alarm Clock:
Because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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anime_lover
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August 2, 2013 11:55pm UTC

Sleeping is my drug,
my bed is my dealer,
and my Alarm clock,
is the Police

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FighterFS
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July 12, 2013 3:06am UTC

Alarm clocks:
Because everyday has to start with a heart attack.

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hobosammyo
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June 30, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Set your alarm for 3 am, wake up, and write the first thing that comes to mind.

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katherinexP
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 8:37pm UTC

*fire alarm*
Teacher: Okay kids.
Single file line.
Me: MOVE B.ITCH, I'M ABOUT
TO DIE!!

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glitter162*
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June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.

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LoveYourLifeee
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June 8, 2013 12:55pm UTC

S l e e p ' s T h e D r u g .
M y B e d ' s T h e D e a l e r .
M y A l a r m ' s T h e P o l i c e .
A h a I t s S u m m e r N o w A l a r m . . .
Y o u C a n t C a t c h M e !

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NothingButAbby
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May 6, 2013 9:59am UTC

And today's crappy attitude is proudly sponsored by, the alarm clock!

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SoftballMyLife22
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April 3, 2013 6:38pm UTC

I slept right through my alarm this morning. No one really cared to check on me or wake me. Until 5:45, 15 minutes after my alarm, to tell me to get in the shower.

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TheJealousOne
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February 21, 2013 6:14am UTC

Teachers are like alarm clocks
They won't shut up
While you're trying to sleep.
♥

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Shanaynor
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February 17, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you.
You get mad at me if I dont.
Sincerely, Confused alarm clock

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC

if you looked at the tags on my quotes
you'd be alarmed

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