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FighterFS

1. FighterFS
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2013 10:47am UTC
   Me: *texting with old nokia brick*
   5 year old: *speaking super fast* Is that a phone? Mine is much cooler! *takes out white iphone5*
   Me: oh...
   Me: *I will f/ucking break your phone with this brick you little anoying todler*
   Me: Mom buy me an iphone, plz...
   
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2. FighterFS
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   August 11, 2013 11:32am UTC
   Note: They are called 'skinny' jeans. Not 'make me skinny' jeans!
   Me: * looks for normal jeans* Tell that to clothes stores!!!
   
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3. FighterFS
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   August 11, 2013 11:26am UTC
   Friend: Want me to tell you why I never have problems with my boyfriend?
   Me: Cuz you don't have one?
   Friend: *frowns* Yeah...
   Me: I feel your pain...
   Ladies and gentelman, my BFF(:
   
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4. FighterFS
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   August 11, 2013 11:21am UTC
   "I love you", "I promise" and "I am sorry" all have 8 letters.
   Then again, so does "bullsh/t".
   -My life storry ):
   
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5. FighterFS
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   August 8, 2013 1:37pm UTC
   Me: May I go to the bathroom?
   Teacher: Im sorry but that is what breaks is for.
   Me:oh...
   Me: *B#ch! My period doesnt take breaks*
   
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6. FighterFS
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   July 12, 2013 3:06am UTC
   Alarm clocks:
   Because everyday has to start with a heart attack.
   
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7. FighterFS
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   July 11, 2013 2:12pm UTC
   3 things you dont realise how much you need untill you lose them:
   1) toilet paper
   2) internet connection
   3) bed
   
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8. FighterFS
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   July 11, 2013 1:25pm UTC
   4 most terrifying sentances in the world:
   1)I'm pregnant
   2)We need to talk
   3)Slender will get you
   4) Wifi password incorrect
   
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9. FighterFS
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   July 11, 2013 1:10pm UTC
   This is verry true:
   I LOVE MLP
   
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10. FighterFS
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    July 11, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Every time someone does something idiotic and shouts YOLO afterwards, I loose all faith in humanity.
    
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11. FighterFS
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    July 11, 2013 4:21am UTC
    I wanna scream and shout and let it all out(Scream and shout will.i.am ft. Britney Spears)
    Me too but, my parents arent very fasinated by that idea...
    
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12. FighterFS
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    July 11, 2013 3:28am UTC
    Mom: Did you come home safley?
    Me:...
    Mom: An answer would be nice.
    Me: No, I died a few times *walks away slowly and posts on Witty*
    
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13. FighterFS
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    July 11, 2013 2:39am UTC
    If you ever feel sick of the world around you:
    Keep Calm
    and
    Visit WITTY
    
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14. FighterFS
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    July 10, 2013 11:54am UTC
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    KEEP CALM
    and
    LOVE PRINCESS LUNA
    
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15. FighterFS
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    July 10, 2013 11:04am UTC
    Let's see. These vampires sparcle in the sun, play baseball and have reflections. Are we shure these are vampires, and not just
    someone you meet in an after hours club while in ecstasy?
    -Cinema Sins, Everything Wrong With Twilight in 6 Minutes Or Less
    
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16. FighterFS
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    July 10, 2013 5:41am UTC
    You, yes you.
    I want you to believe in yourself and be who you are.
    Don't be ashamed of things you love and hate.
    You only live once.
    Don't waste your life on making people you hate happy.
    Try something new because,
    I believe in you(:
    
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