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hobosammyo

1. hobosammyo
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   July 3, 2014 5:16pm UTC
   Teen Wolf = Life
   
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2. hobosammyo
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   January 2, 2014 11:34pm UTC
   The Fosters
   (aka the greatest show ever)
   
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3. hobosammyo
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   December 9, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   Shrek came out 13 years ago
   I didn’t know shrek was gay
   
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4. hobosammyo
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   November 24, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   5 Seconds of Summer
   <3
   
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5. hobosammyo
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   October 6, 2013 5:39pm UTC
   One Direction has
   claimed the date
   of the 50th anniversery
   as 1DDay
   #givethewhoviansbackthierday
   
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6. hobosammyo
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   July 14, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   only rainbows after rain
   
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7. hobosammyo
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   June 30, 2013 6:38pm UTC
   What type of gun do bees use?
   a bee bee gun
   (hahaha)
   
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8. hobosammyo
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   June 30, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   Set your alarm for 3 am, wake up, and write the first thing that comes to mind.
   
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9. hobosammyo
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   May 18, 2013 9:59pm UTC
   Fav this if your a fan of Doctor Who
   
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10. hobosammyo
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    May 18, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    i'm not the type of girl guys fall in love with.
    
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11. hobosammyo
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    May 18, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    everybody dies,but not everybody lives
    
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12. hobosammyo
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    May 18, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful
    Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul
    I know you will, I know you will
    I know that you will
    Will you still love me when I'm no longer beautiful
    
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13. hobosammyo
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    May 5, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Losing him was blue like I’d never known
    Missing him was dark grey all alone
    Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you've never met
    But loving him was red Loving him was red
    
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14. hobosammyo
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    May 5, 2013 11:11am UTC
    Life is as complex as a rubix cube!
    
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15. hobosammyo
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    May 5, 2013 11:08am UTC
    I may not be there yet; but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
    
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16. hobosammyo
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    April 22, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    New Report card system
    A- Asain
    B- Below asain
    C- Cant be asain
    D- Don't bother trying to be asain
    F-F*ck it, you'll never be asain
    
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17. hobosammyo
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    March 25, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Don’t pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does.
    –Eeyore
    
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18. hobosammyo
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    March 25, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    When the morning comes and the sun begins to rise, I will lose you because it's just a dream. –Pooh
    
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19. hobosammyo
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    February 2, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    My homework brings all the asians to the yard, and they're like it wasn't that hard
    
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20. hobosammyo
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    February 2, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    They say you are what you eat.
    thats funny i don't remember eatting a SEXY BEAST this morning.
    
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