one time when I was like 4, I was
standing in my gram's dining room
while my mom and her were talking
important business, and suddenly I
started laughing my a.ss off and like
flopped to the floor, flailing my legs
about. everyone was just like wtf,
shut up, this is important. but my
leg was tickly af and I was laughing
too hard to say that, but eventually
my mom hiked up the leg of these
god awful maroon jeans, and flipped
out. I was being stung by a wasp.