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So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"
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So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar And we have

159 faves · 10 comments · Sep 24, 2013 9:04pm

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purpledinosaur567 · 1 decade ago
I love that movie..it's actually one of my fab parts! Lol!
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
I rewatched Mean Girls two days ago!
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twistedlovexox · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh! You have to tell us what the teacher sayyyss!!!!!!!! :D
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RealityWreckage · 1 decade ago
oh my god.
I'm doing julius caesar in school as well and OH MY GOD I'M DEFINITELY USING THIS IN ONE OF MY ESSAYS HAHA
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ourlastsummer · 1 decade ago
Fave if you read this in her voice...:D please post a quote with the results of this genius
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Swag Unicorn* · 1 decade ago
Iif you did this, please dont forget to tell me every songle reaction and response and the grade ahaha
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
I officially love you \(*w*)/ lol
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sarbearthecarebear · 1 decade ago
Tell me what happens! You should get an A
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kiwi* · 1 decade ago
did you really do that?!
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xxolaxx · 1 decade ago
youre perfect omg. i havent laughed this hard in ages
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