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purpledinosaur567

1. purpledinosaur567
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   October 20, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   that awkward moment when:your ex keeps staring at you........awkward.......
   
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2. purpledinosaur567
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   October 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
   hahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahhahaha! no!
   
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3. purpledinosaur567
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   October 20, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   are you busy tonight? me: yeah my dog is having puppiesme: (sits at home watches tv and is bored)
   
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4. purpledinosaur567
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   October 20, 2013 9:07am UTC
   looking at tv...chucky pops up...me: scared for a week
   
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5. purpledinosaur567
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   October 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC
   when friends brake you someone will pick up the pieces
   
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6. purpledinosaur567
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   October 2, 2013 4:00pm UTC
   what if we are the aliena in the ufos?
   
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7. purpledinosaur567
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   October 1, 2013 3:15pm UTC
   no action taken is an action in its self
   
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8. purpledinosaur567
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   September 30, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   where was miley"s video taken?a construction site?
   
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9. purpledinosaur567
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   September 30, 2013 6:27pm UTC
   haters are hating but im the one dating
   
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10. purpledinosaur567
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    September 30, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    am i right or right when i say dogs should talk??? i mean they could give u complments...thats one more person....lol
    
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11. purpledinosaur567
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    September 30, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    that moment when you think a scarecrow is a intruder and hit it with a bat....
    
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12. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    are pumpkins sad when there getting a face that they have to keep forever?......i hope not
    
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13. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    the day when my dog starts talking to me would be when she eats alphabet soup
    
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14. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    when i think about you my heart goes boom boom pow
    
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15. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    parents: how was your day today?
    me: it was fine ....thinking:it was the best day of my life
    
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16. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    to procrastinators out there:
    i really should be doing my homework right now but im on witty so ill do it later
    
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17. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    theres crushes that that u think are cute...but there are also the ones who make your heart race and every time you see them you feel like your the only ones in the room
    and then you find out they like you.... you fall in love all over again
    
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18. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    Guy: i know who likes you
    Me: who?
    Guy: Ican't tell
    Me: So why did you tell me?
    Him:idk
    Me: (does the puppy dog face to him and his friends.....finds out)
    
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19. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    what if right now we are in a snowglobe
    and giants are looking down on us right now?
    *creepy music
    
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20. purpledinosaur567
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    September 29, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    That awkkward moment when:
    your guy friend is in love with you.....
    
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