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i was at a dinner with a group of about 20 friends the other night and quite a few of the airheaded popular girls were present.

one girl was talking about how some kind of virus was killing her family's herd of cows, and they 'kept waking up dead'

the cows
kept waking up
dead

waking up dead.


 

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i was at a dinner with a group of about 20 friends the other

159 faves · 6 comments · Sep 19, 2013 1:45am

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JustNodandSmile · 1 decade ago
Took me about ten minutes to get that...
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Lifehappens · 1 decade ago
My mom told me about a Mad Cow Disease that ate your brain and you get it from cow meat.
I'm a vegetarian
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
Let's hope the don't start dying alive.
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glitter162* · 1 decade ago
*they
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hockeyprincess11 · 1 decade ago
...... That's a phrase.
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Eli22b happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
Wow they should really get that checked out.
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