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1. *tripsoverfridge*
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   September 5, 2016 1:46am UTC
   im CRYing I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARs AND EVERYTHING IS SO CRINGE AND HORRIBLE MY ACCOUNT IS TERRIBLE I WANT TO DIE IS THIS WHAT HELL LOOKS LIKE JFC
   
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2. *tripsoverfridge*
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   October 26, 2014 9:58pm UTC
   everything tastes better with dip tbh
   
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   August 3, 2014 3:12am UTC
   i coulda loved you all my life if you haven't left me waiting in the cold
   
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   July 1, 2014 1:37am UTC
   i love the glee version of everything
   
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   June 29, 2014 1:49am UTC
   i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong
   
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   June 29, 2014 1:48am UTC
   Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
   
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   June 29, 2014 1:47am UTC
   having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree
   
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   June 23, 2014 11:02pm UTC
   SANTA DOES EXSIST PLEASE DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
   
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9. *tripsoverfridge*
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   June 22, 2014 10:55pm UTC
   Oh no my username is quite serious I have literally tripped over a fridge.
   
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10. *tripsoverfridge*
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    June 22, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    Today I just found out that my Mum shares my interest in Batman and if that's not cool I don't know what is.
    Apart from me.
    OHOHOOHOHOOOOHOHOHOOHHOHOH.
    
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    June 22, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    You're higher than my pony-tail.
    
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    June 22, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    My sense of humor is like my skin.
    Disgusting.
    
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    June 21, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    I always get Nelson Mandela and Morgan Freeman mixed up. So when we were watching The Dark Knight, I pointed to the screen and yelled to Mum "LOOK IT'S NELSON MANDELA!"
    My family will never let go of it.
    
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    June 21, 2014 4:45am UTC
    Hipsters: Do you even know what it feels like to love someone and they don't love you back?
    Fandoms: The people we love don't even exist.
    
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    June 10, 2014 4:39am UTC
    If he hasn't read a single comic in his life he's just not for me.
    
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    June 10, 2014 4:33am UTC
    A rare quote from Green Lantern:
    "Bang."
    
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    June 10, 2014 4:31am UTC
    Non-Comics Readers: "OOHOHOOHOHOHOH BATMAN IS MY FAVE."
    Non-Comics Readers: "OMGGGGGG GREEN LANTERN IS SOOOOO NICE."
    Me: "Hate to break it to you, they're both jerks."
    
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    June 10, 2014 4:29am UTC
    It's been occuring to me that I'd like to hang out with you, for my whole life.
    -T.S
    
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    June 8, 2014 3:20am UTC
    "Don't look at me."
    "Why? You're beautiful."
    "Don't look at me, your eyes don't deserve this."
    
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    June 8, 2014 12:53am UTC
    "How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
    George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
    "Saintlike," he murmured.
    "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
    "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?”
    
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