my sister was cooking her dinner downstairs, and my mum comes down and starts yelling at her. and in the middle of her rant, she shouts: "this isn't a gourmet kitchen! you can't just cook what you want!" but isn't that exactly what the purpose of a kitchen is???
when i was seven, i was running downhill through a paddock and i was running so fast that i didn't see the electric fence right in front of me and the fence almost chopped me in half and shocked me unconscious for several hours
alright so i have a lot of friends who like kpop, and some of them were talking about it while waiting for the bus, and i felt left out and wanted to join in conversation so i said "oh are you talking about gay-pop?" i was ignored for the rest of the day.
When I was in Year 5, my teachers were electing students to become school captains (which I really wanted to be, but looking back they had hardly any authority), and when they didn't choose me I was really upset. So when we were voting, I crossed out the candidates names and replaced them with mine because I wanted it so badly.
Mum:- If you looked up the definition of 'procrastination' in the dictionary, there would be a picture of your face there. Dad:- She probably wouldn't even look it up now, maybe in a few hours. Me:- ...
My science teacher has pictures of his face photoshopped onto the Statue of Liberty and the Mona Lisa as his screensaver on his computer, and when it's projected up in the classroom and it comes up randomly its the best thing ever.
Today is not a good day in the world. Cory Monteith's death has been on my mind ever since I heard the news. I was a huge fan of Glee back in the day, and I've recently gotten back into it when I heard my cousins have started watching it. I just feel really sad right now, because knowing that one of the actors who held such an important role in the show and in people's lives, has gone. And he was going to get married in like 2 weeks! So I want to just let you guys know that if you are taking this news really hard, I'm here to talk to. And also RIP Cory Monteith. You will be missed.
i just want a baby. a little bundle of wonder i can hold in my arms. with its wrinkly face and little hands and feet and its little button nose this is becoming a problem. babies are just the cutest thing. when they yawn. and when they laugh. and when they sleep. and i seriously can't wait until i'm old enough to have a child. because even through the pain, i would do anything for a precious little baby.
In science today, my teacher had something from his computer up on the projector and while we were learning, his screen saver began to show and we just saw multiple pictures of his face photoshopped onto the Mona Lisa and the Statue of Liberty and it was the best thing ever.
I got off the bus and was waiting for my mum to pick me up. I went to stand in front of the shopping centre like I normally do, when a man, around sixty, walks up to me holding a lottery ticket. He smiles at me and says “Oh, look at the money I won.” and I said congrats and took a step back because I didn’t know this man and he was making me feel uncomfortable. He then started saying things that I couldn’t understand when he clearly said “I am a single man, are you?” which was when I started to freak out. I didn’t really answer and began to walk away to the chemist to tell the lady working there what was happening when he grabbed my arm and said “I like you, you are a nice girl” and started rubbing my arm. At this point I was shaking and almost about to cry. He then came really close to me and asked “Is there anyone here with you?” to which I replied that my mum was nearly here to pick me up and that my friends were in the shops (which they weren’t, they were on the bus). He then said “See you next time” and slowly walked away. I ran to the chemist and told her what happened and stayed inside until my mum arrived to pick me up. This is honestly the scariest thing that has ever happened to me. I am still shaking and this happened an hour ago. Please listen to me when I tel you that if you are ever in a situation that makes you feel uncomfortable, walk away and tell someone, because if I didn’t walk away, who knows what would have happened to me?