10 Tips on How To Tell If A Guy Likes
You
1. He breathes around you. We
want this; this means he wants to be alive around you.
2. He blinks around you.
3. He scratches his head around you.
4. When he says 'no', he actually means
'yes.' This is an important step. Don't
forget it.
5. If he points and laughs at you while he's with a
group of friends, he's definitely just complimenting your
outfit today. Wear it again. Everyday. Don't worry
about washing it; he likes it the way it is.
6. If he calls you a creep; it's only a term of
endearment. This is good, it's his personal nickname
for you. You may be his personal brand of heroine.
7. Ignores your
texts/inboxes/e-mails/phone calls/pigeon carriers/snap
chats/messages in a bottle, he is just playing hard to
get. Take a visit to his house and all of
his friends house's just in case he's over there. Forget
the rocks, chuck bricks.
8. If he files for a restraining order, he is just testing
what barriers your love can overcome. Make sure you
overcome them, you don't want him giving up on you now,
right?
9. If he changes his name, address, and/or phone number,
threaten to hold his mother hostage until he returns to your
dungeon. Take action guys, it'll be good
mother-daughter bonding time for your future mother-inlaw,
too.
10. If he already has a girlfriend, she is only a speed
bump. Literally; she's only a speed
bump.
10 Tips on How To Tell If A Guy Likes You 1. He breathes around
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Aug 30, 2013 9:09pm
