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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2020 5:48pm UTC
    Sitcoms have a laugh track because they must not have a cry track.

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2017 8:41pm UTC
    W H E N Y O U L O S E Y O U R L A U G H Y O U L O S E
    Your FooTInG.

  3. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2016 12:45am UTC
    There was a time in my life when everything lined up perfectly. I was on top of the world. I thought, "Life is easy!"
    Then came the time when no matter what I did, I couldn't seem to get it right. I thought to myself "Life is so hard!" After all that, I just wanted to sleep. "Wake me up when this is all over.." I would say.
    That's when everything changed and my life was simply unrecognizable.
    So I learned to ride the waves, appreciate the blessings, and see life for what it really was.
    -- An Adventure

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2016 7:29pm UTC
    Your entire body shakes when you laugh, As if your sense of humor was built on a fault line And the coast of your heart falls into the ocean of yourself And I’m left looking for this Atlantis.

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC
    "Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2016 8:12pm UTC
    I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

  7. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2016 2:38pm UTC
    lights will guide you home

  8. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2015 11:11pm UTC
    Did you hear me, when I said
    I love the way you laugh.

  9. GastlyHorror GastlyHorror
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2015 5:33pm UTC
    The mirror is my enemy. My bed is my friend. My hair must hate me, I comb it to no end.

  10. GastlyHorror GastlyHorror
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2015 1:36pm UTC
    Getting up out of bed is hard work...
    Cause..you know...
    effort and stuff.

  11. iwannabeyours* iwannabeyours*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 12:44pm UTC
    matty healy

  12. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 9:12pm UTC
    LOL IM SO BROKE IT HURTS LIKE OUCH

  13. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2015 2:59pm UTC
    Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

  14. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2015 3:41am UTC

    I feel like I'm the only one playing by the rules. Yet I'm the only one who never wins.

  15. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2015 3:40am UTC

    Just because I laugh it off, it doesn't mean it's funny.

  16. 💖ForeverandAlways* 💖ForeverandAlways*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2015 12:52pm UTC
    LAUGHTER is the best medicine.
    but if you're laughing without any reason,
    you need medicine
    ~ Unknown

  17. __freespirit__ __freespirit__
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2015 2:43pm UTC
    Kiss him even if it'll break your heart.
    Kiss him even if you know it'll make you cry.
    Kiss him even if you shouldn't.
    Just get hurt and cry and love,
    As much as you want and as much as you can.
    Because the only thing you can run out of is time,
    And once you run out of time,
    You can't kiss him.

  18. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 10:51am UTC
    Laugh
    as much as you breathe
    and love as long as you
    live

  19. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    Don't mind me
    I'll just laugh loudly at my joke
    Because I'm funny
    And you don't seem to appreciate my humor

  20. thelostheartedteen thelostheartedteen
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2014 2:48pm UTC
    Yesterday, my sister and I were talking about our biggest fears. I asked her what she was most scared of and she said, "I'm terrified that we will never find world peace and that more wars will happen which will result in more deaths and more people dealing with the losses of their loved ones. " And then she asked me, and I scratched my head and replied with, "Well... Bears, mostly."

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