*I'm learning for my Science test which is the next day*

*Friend calls up*

Friend: Hiiii!!

Me: Hey.

Friend: Well, I don't want to waste a lot of your time. I just wanted to know what is the difference between compounds and mixtures.

Me: *tells her the answer*

Friend: Oh, I hate this teacher. She can't teach sh/t.

Me: Yea--

Friend: And I hate Science even more.

Me: But Sci--

Friend: No seriously, what are we supposed to do by learning about f/cking atoms and molecules?

Me: Well, if you want to become a scientis--

Friend: Of course I don't. I hate Science!! I hate school. Why do we have school tomorrow?

Friend: I would rather die.

Me: Chill---
Friend: Oh by the way, I feel like eating ice-cream. Which flavor would be best right now?
Me: How would I know what your favorite taste is?
Friend: I like chocolate and vanilla and mint and strawberry is okay and oh yeah! I like nuts as well!!
Me: But I need to stud--
Friend: My mum is so annoying, she keeps barging into my room whenever she wants to and my little sister just keeps tearing my books. What should I do about them?
Me: Just ignore them and lock your room and yeah I have to study no--
Friend: Yeah but I can't find the key to my room and what if I GET LOCKED UP?
Me: Can I call you--
Friend: Yeah call me your best friend. I really like you.
Me: *pukes* (I never liked that girl a lot)
Friend: What's wrong, best friend?
Me: Look, I need to--
Friend: Ooooo you need to m/sturbate!!
Me: -_- Can I talk to you later?
Friend: But I have just a little question.
Me: Shoot.
Friend: Are you sure we have a Science test tomorrow?
Me: Yea--
Friend: OH NO!!
Friend: I hate Science so much and I'm really bad at it but I have to learn so bye!! and I'm sorry for disturbing you!!
Me: Good luc--
Friend: *hangs up*

-_-

*Friend calls up again*
Friend: Oh by the way, I think I left my notes at school. Can I come over to your place and we can study together?
Me: *hangs up and throws phone out of the window*

AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS HOW I LEARN FOR MY TESTS.

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I'm learning for my Science test which is the next day

26 faves · 8 comments · Aug 24, 2013 3:49am

Steve* · 1 decade ago
Oh god I love you omg.
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永久* · 1 decade ago
haha I love me too c:
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Steve* · 1 decade ago
Ikr,you should love yourself right now v.v
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永久* · 1 decade ago
haha sure xD
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
omg lol
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永久* · 1 decade ago
yeah xD
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MissOpportunist · 1 decade ago
Your life... Is.... Different.... And fabulous! I feel your pain though, we all have that one friend! <3
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永久* · 1 decade ago
lol my life xD school life is totally NOT fabulous >.< Yeah all of us have that one stupid friend :P <3 Anyway, how are you?
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