Witty Profiles
The Wittians
Pre-face
The alarms were pounding, and my sleepy heart begun shaking. It was time for the elections. One of us would go home. Though I wasn’t elected, it was still a heartbreaking experience. Whoever went home would no longer return. They wouldn’t even have the memories to hold on to. They would no longer be known as the Wittians; they would be known as the outsiders; people, who could not be trusted. That thought deeply frightened every single citizen. None of us wanted to go back to the real world. After all, who would want to leave the land of peace and purple kittens? That’s right no one, but, the elections were essential. It was the word of Steve our Wiseman and the Counselors. There was no arguing with Steve and the Counselors. No one could even use the excuse that they didn’t know. The word of Steve was pretty much tatted on our brains. Everybody knew the rules. There were no exceptions.
“Students and Citizens please attend to the purple auditorium; it’s time for the elections.” It was Jennifer’s voice. She was one of the counselors of the Comedic Section. I remember back in 2013 when Mrs. Lawrence had been elected. It wasn’t difficult to take her out of the real world. She was just like us; she loved kittens and hated people. In fact, a lot of celebrities were taken out of the real world. Chuck Norris, Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Kate Upton, and Michael Jackson. That’s right; apparently Mr. Jackson had never died. All he did was move to Wittious, the land of the Wittians. He was the dance and music teacher. Steve our Wiseman had offered him a spot on the counselor committee. But, Mr. Jackson had refused saying that he didn’t want to be higher than his students. He was my favorite teacher. I loved his class the best and I wasn’t the only one.
“Student’s and Citizens disregard the last notice, and stay in your rooms there seems to be a—“ The announcement was cut off. This had never happened before. My roommates Adriana and Erin looked at me in shock.
“Don’t worry I’m sure it was just a
glitch....." I hopped it was just a glitch this had never
happened before.
Guys thank you so much for
your support. I got a lot of names on that other list. But, I
want everyone to know that unless you provided/provide me with a
personal bio I will write your character according to my
imagination. So again thank you, and if there is anything you
want me to include then please let me know either down here or on
my page :)
135 faves · 142 comments · Jul 17, 2013 9:42pm
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1 decade ago
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Sydney, Got it. Just be patient with me I'll include you for sure
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lithium*
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1 decade ago
right i'm rachael and i have really curly brown hair and blue eyes, i'm quite short and um curvy you could put it, i do most things ironically and i'm um very sexually frustrated, i like music and reading and crap, i'm pretty outgoing and i talk very fast and use my hands, i take absolutely nothing seriously and laugh at almost anything. oh and i really really like youtubers. a lot. this story seems awesome though!
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Rachael got it, I'l put you in. Jut be patient
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emilygm*
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1 decade ago
Yes we got Will Smith AND Adam Sandler! I am happy :D
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carson5482
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1 decade ago
Carson. I'm a girl. :)
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emilygm*
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1 decade ago
I love your name :D
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carson5482
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1 decade ago
Aww, thank you! :D
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*Freedom*
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1 decade ago
My name is Jennifer. I'm a tomboy, I love playing video games like Zelda. Ocarina of times is the best all time game. I hate shopping, not to be rude but, I hate girls even though I'm a girl. Their all the same and get into fights so, I'm more surrounded with guys. I'm 14 years old but, people say I look and talk a lot older than I'm supposed to. I try to get A's but, I can't. I'm afro-american so, I'm black. I love playing the piano though, that's what puts me away from the world. I had a bad past and sometimes, the piano and the music I create just puts me into my mood, you know? I sing also, you can find me on youtube but, we'll catch that for later.
I have long red hair that fades into black at the ends. I skipped a grade so, I just say I'm 15 because I'm in a class filled with 15 and 16 years old. I hate reading, I don't believe in love and I'm scared of the dark. I have never been to a party before and this is kinda personal but, never kissed a guy before..... ANYWAYS. I get in trouble alot. I'm quite tall, 5'5. I'm really sensitive though even though I have this act of strongness and, you know what I mean.
That's all from me (:
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Awesome, thanks so much I'll include you! Just be patient with me thanks
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mairmair8
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1 decade ago
I'm Mary, 16 years old and the youngest of 8 children (5 sisters and 2 brothers). I'm 5'1 with long blond hair, blue eyes, big boobs, muscular legs and an average body size. Basically I wish I was Barbie. I'm super girly with an ahead-of-the-trends style. I'm extremely smart and musical (I play violin, guitar and piano). I play tennis and I'm really good at it. I love to do pageants. My family is a huge part of my life, but I still love time with my friends. I seem to be a goody girl, but that doesn't keep me from partying. Nobody knows everything about me, but the love of my life knows the most. I'm in love with a guy who loves me back but things are complicated. And really, I guess that's me in a nutshell.
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mairmair8
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1 decade ago
oh and this story sounds really good!
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Got it Mary, I'll include you for sure please be patient thanks.
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theinvisiblegirl*
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1 decade ago
This is pretty late, but...
I'm Maureen. I have shoulder length, curly brown hair, and blue kinda greenish eyes. I like playing guitar and reading. I hate shopping and fire. And that's about it.
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theinvisiblegirl*
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1 decade ago
And I'm Scottish.
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Maureen, sounds great :) I'll add you just be patient
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p0kemon
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1 decade ago
I already explained but i'll explain again:
I'm Kierstin, my name is Pronounced Kearstin. My nickname is KJ. I'm 5'2" i'm sort of bulky. I have bright green eyes and curly dirty blonde hair. My style sense is http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=90056059
I'm single. I love reading and computer coding. I'm a cheerleader, basketball player, volleyball player, softball player and graphic designer.
I'm lead singer in a band called Spider Bites.
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Awesome, loved the polyvore thing btw
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p0kemon
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1 decade ago
Did I get a part?
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Everyone does, i just need some time to sort things out :)
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p0kemon
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1 decade ago
Ohhh:)
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MrsJHutch
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1 decade ago
Okay so here's my bio :)
I'm Aria, and I'm 16. I have long wavy brown hair and I'm about average height/weight. I love to act, I'm a total drama nerd. I also love singing, I'm in my school's chorus. I'm a swimmer, and a runner. I always speak my mind, and I'm really outgoing. Also, I have blue eyes
AND I AM OBSESSED WITH THG AND HP!
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bunnylover43
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1 decade ago
Kailee,13 years old, blue hazel eyes,medium length brown hair but purple and blonde dyed underneath, thin, i am a cheerleader and tumbler, i love dogs but i cant get one because my parents dont want one but i have 2 cats, 1 rabbit, 2 gerbils, 2 guinea pigs, and 6 fish.
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bunnylover43
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1 decade ago
And im 5'3
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bunnylover43
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1 decade ago
And i have wavy hair but i never wear it regular its either tied up, curled or straightened.
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Sweet, got it
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goawayanthony*
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1 decade ago
Adelae
Red hair
light green eyes
(sometimes they switch from green to greenish-brown, idk)
Im really nice and caring for things, and I cant stand it when I see others being hurt or bullied. I love skateboarding, sports. Animals are my weak side. I enjoy shopping ok :p #kthxbye
(I love what youre doing btw)
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Awesome Adelae, got it :)
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LoveMeBetterAfterDeath
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1 decade ago
Erm hi, I like this story, it seems pretty awesome.
I'm called Nina and I'm 15. I doubt whether you need to know my height, so I'll just say that I'm tall not thin. Not in the slightest. If you put me in it then feel free to make me the fat one, I don't mind;)
Hmm, I have dark blonde hair and it's pretty long I guess. Oh, and I have green eyes, but not the nice bright kind. They're the kind that are just kinda there.
I'm nice I think, or so I like to hope. And I'll laugh at anything even remotely funny.
So yeah, put me in if you can:) if not then that's fine too
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Thank you. And thank god someone realized i don't need your height...and alright thank you
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LoveMeBetterAfterDeath
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1 decade ago
Haha;) so many people have commented on this!
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baby_doll_sane
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1 decade ago
Caity
17
blue eyes
short blonde hair
love tigers
always wanted to be a gypsy
I love ancient death rituals
I hope I can be incorporated
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
OMG i always wanted to by a Gypsy too! tbh i genetically have some Gypsy in me but idk for sure :P
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angela*
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1 decade ago
Oh btw my name's Angela;)♥
& THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA OKAY:*
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Aww thanks
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angela*
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1 decade ago
Haha no problem c;
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quotesaremykryptonite
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1 decade ago
bio; Name: Georgia Age: 14 Height: 5'4" hair: very long dark brown, eyes: hazel/green
I love acting and being with friends and family. i am a very strong person and although naturally not i come across as very confident, i never really let people know how I feel unless i trust you. However i do love being around people and talking and I love making people laugh. I will always stand up for the people i love and don't take myself too seriously at all, i have a good sense of humour :)
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quotesaremykryptonite
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1 decade ago
i would love to be a part of your story!;)
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Georgia, 15 years old. Got it and thank you :)
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*Elena;~ ♥*
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1 decade ago
I like the story, very cute(: ♥
Bio;
Name; Elena
Age; 14 (DOB; 8.22.1998)
Height; 5'2''
Hair; Long dark brown
Eyes; Dark Brown
I like lemons, ahaha(; I love to sing, dance, I'm shy until you get to know me. I'm adopted from Russia, I was adopted at 16 months. I don't know my birth parents. :P
I can speak a little bit of Russian.
I used to be a cheerleader, I'm not doing it this year, I hate the coach. :/
I'm a Sophomore.
I love this story and I'd love it I was a character in it!(; ♥
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
thank you so much :) and you are stunningly gorgeous.
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Emmi89
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1 decade ago
I'm Emma and I'm 15 on the 8th of August (not long now! maybe it could be written on my birthday?) I love running, writing, reading, and chilling with friends :) I'm quite confident, and quick witted quick, and I have a strong sense of humour. I am nice to most people, but I can't stand people being horrible to my friends- I'll stand up for myself.
Such a good story! Hope you can find room for me to have a chapter?x
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Emmi89
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1 decade ago
(dont know why I put two quicks, ignore that! :)
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Haha, alright dear i'll be sure to include you
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WDM88
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1 decade ago
My bio:
Whitney
13
blonde
blue green eyes
about 5'4
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Short and simple, love it...it def makes my life easier! thank you
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Quote
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1 decade ago
This is adorable, I can't wait to see the first chapter (:
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Christina*
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1 decade ago
Thank you so much :)
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jahan · 1 decade ago
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pleeease put me in, my names nusrath :D