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MrsJHutch

1. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2013 5:47pm UTC
   Girls: Stop waiting for your knight in shining aromor to come save you. It's not going to happen. Save YOURSELF
   
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2. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2013 4:43pm UTC
   "birth control should be already in us when we're born and then we should have to take pills for us to get pregnant."
   -Grace Helbig
   (DailyGrace)
   
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3. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   ;
   HOW TO BE WITTY FAMOUS:
   1. Write tumblr quotes (nothing against that)
   2. Write tons of quotes a day (nothing against that)
   3. Make a cool profile with the words "follow for a follow" in huge letters
   (nothing against that)
   4. Follow tons of people causing them to follow back, and vice versa
   (nothing against that)
   5. Once you're happy with the number of followers you have, unfollow all
   except the ones who you believe are still worthy (problem)
   
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4. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 5:21pm UTC
   Google
   am i the next virgin mary
   Search About 5,840,000 results (0.47 seconds)
   format credit to: JazziShae
   e
   
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5. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2013 9:34am UTC
   I'm this weird species of girl who absolutely can not have chocolate when I'm on my period.
   Format Credit:Sandrasaurus
   
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6. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 10:15pm UTC
   My relationship with food is very sensitive, mostly because
   It's my entire life
   -Superwoman
   Format Credit: ThatsSoMeee
   
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7. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   ✰✰✰
   Happy 23 Birthday
   Jennifer Lawrence
   ✰✰✰
   
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8. MrsJHutch
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 4:44pm UTC
   You should date me cause I may be ugly now but I'm like a fine wine, I'll uh probably get better with age
   
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9. MrsJHutch
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   August 14, 2013 2:00pm UTC
   I had a dragon sillyband....
   Be Jealous
   
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10. MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 11:48am UTC
    100 days until Catching Fire comes out
    
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11. MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    I'm really tired of the word twerking.
    It's kinda like swag, it's like OK just stop
    - Demi Lovato
    
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12. MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Hair Stylist Logic:
    1 inch=11 inches
    
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13. MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:10am UTC
    The Shortest Horror Story Ever:
    Kumon
    That's some scary shiz
    
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14. MrsJHutch
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    August 2, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    Only 111 days 12 hours 31 minutes and 40 seconds counting till Catching Fire comes out!!
    psshhh I'm not obsessed
    Format Credit:ThatsSoMeee
    
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15. MrsJHutch
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    July 31, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Harry Potter.
    
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16. MrsJHutch
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    July 29, 2013 9:48am UTC
    When I moved to a new school, I talked in a british accent and told everyone I was from England and I had a whole backstory planned and I told people the crappy clothes I wore were the british trend and all cool british people would wear them and long story short those idiots still believe I'm English.
    
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17. MrsJHutch
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    July 27, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    R.I.P
    James Potter
    Lily Potter
    Bertha Jorkins
    Cedric Diggory
    Sirius Black
    Amelia Bones
    Albus Dumbledore
    Hedwig
    Gregorovitch
    Alastor Moody
    Bathilda Bagshot
    Ted Tonks
    Rufus Scrimgeour
    Dobby
    Remus Lupin
    Nymphadora Tonks
    Collin Creevey
    Severus Snape
    Fred Weasley
    You will be forever remembered by Harry Potter fans
    
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18. MrsJHutch
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    July 11, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Those people with usernames that are something like "wittyforever" or "foreverwitty" that haven't been on in a year
    
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19. MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    I walked out of Sears and there was a sign saying "This Isn't Goodbye"
    I don't know how to react to that.....
    
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20. MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 10:04am UTC
    Going to the beach for the first time this summer!! :D
    On my period
    
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