I actually don't mind being single at all.
-I mean I can look at any other guy without feeling ashamed of myself.
-I don't need to make any commitments, and I can talk to anyone I want to without being accused of "cheating".
-I don't need to constantly impress him.
-I'm not gonna spend half my nights crying about him when I have, other, more important things to cry about.
-I can watch whatever chick flicks I want to without being questioned.
-Who need to shave when you have pajama pants?
-I can eat whatever I want, when I want, for as long as I want.
-I can be lazy to the point where it is embarrassing and still not care.
-I can go to the beach all day and any day just to check out life guards without second thought.
-I can wear pajamas all day, like it's my job.
-No one will be there to judge while I'm dancing in my room like a moron.
-I don't have to worry about getting into meaningless fights that have absolutely no significance to our relationship.
-I don't need to worry about leaving the toilet seat up or down because it makes no difference anyway.
-My free time can be spent on the computer.
-I always get the last slice of pizza, hands down.
-And for the love of Christ, I can buy my own chocolate. I bet my boyfriend wouldn't even know my favorite flavors.

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I actually don't mind being single at all. -I mean I can

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happiest* · 1 decade ago
Another reason to still stay single
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I have a boyfriend, and here's how he'd feel about these;
1 I don't need to look at other guys lol
2 I can talk to anyone I want to, he doesn't accuse me.
3 I don't need to constantly impress him.
4 I don't cry about him at night, I cry about why there's no ice cream in the freezer
5 He likes chick flicks too xD (He's a hopeless romantic ;'D)
6 We shall wear pajama pants together xD
7 He doesn't care about what I eat, we can eat anything we want
8 We shall be lazy together
9 He'd be the lifeguard I'd check out xD
10 We can wear pajama pants together(;
11 He'll dance like a moron with me
12 We haven't gotten into 1 argument at all. been together almost 8 months ;D They're definitely pointless!
13 Hahaha, he'd be sure to leave it down, but it wouldn't matter honestly!
14 My free time is spent on the computer, and we call each other at 9, because before then it costs extra. On the weekends we talk a lot, but he also comes over!
15 He'd let me have the last slice of pizza, but if he hasn't eaten much, I'd offer it to him, since he has to be polite which I think is crazy because when you're hungry you're hungry no questions asked
16 He knows my favorite chocolate, and buys it at the right time, and vice versa
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SeaButterfly · 1 decade ago
Well, then lucky you. But not everybody gets such a relationship just like you. ChocoTaco was just talking for herself :)
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I know, I was kinda saying this towards supercalifredge.(:
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DividedByZero · 1 decade ago
You could do that with a boyfriend too xD
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supercalifredge · 1 decade ago
Not most of it... when you have a boyfriend generally it's considered rude not to spend time with them, and many boys have been known to leave the toilet seat up. I get what you're saying though ;)
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MissLovely · 1 decade ago
Oh my god the lifeguard one though XD
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