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I'm sorry, you two can't get married. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not
Matthew and Ashley. Come back when you have legally changed your names.
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I'm sorry, you two can't get married. The Bible said

155 faves · 11 comments · May 19, 2013 11:16am

Hale_Storm18

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Hale_Storm18


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funny · religion · bible · gayrights · adamandeve

Eefka · 1 decade ago
I love you for this!
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#wishicouldgetyouback* · 1 decade ago
...Funny? I think not.
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
It's making a point
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TumblrPatrol · 1 decade ago
http://higgitusfiggitus.tumblr.com/post/50869656428
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TumblrPatrol · 1 decade ago
http://gothlolita.tumblr.com/post/50491591837/im-sorry-but-you-two-cant-get-the-marriage-the
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br0kendreams · 1 decade ago
http://media.tumblr.com/bcf3bc2a16b6015348cead465f15c0bc/tumblr_inline_mfd2x2avt61rpntky.gif
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captainsassy · 1 decade ago
thank you.
TumblrPatrol go away nobody actually wants you to ''approve'' posts. k? bye.
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br0kendreams · 1 decade ago
you're welcome. aren't i amazing? ;p
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TumblrPatrol · 1 decade ago
I never approved of the posts. I simply gave the original owner credit. Like they were supposed to.

And yes, you are quite amazing. I don't know how I will ever recover from that highly insulting gif of Peter Griffin. I am truly mortified.
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
holy fk i died
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永久* · 1 decade ago
lol...
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