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Member Since: 13 Jul 2012 09:38pm

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I've experienced a lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you on this page. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?

SuperBass223
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 7:19pm UTC

In a world of locked doors,
the man with the key is king,
and honey you should see me in a crown.
♚

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I believe that in Mulan
The cricket really was lucky. If she hadn't had the cricket, the matchmaker disaster probably wouldn't have happened, and she would've ended up with a match rather than the need to bring honor to her family again. See, the cricket disaster was the best thing that happened to her. Always trust sassy grandmothers.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:32pm UTC

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello...
...My first instict when I see and person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 5:39pm UTC

The song "The Final Countdown" is now playing in your head.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC

I will carry
17 grocery bags or die trying
before making,
|| || || two trips|| || ||

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 5:24pm UTC

When someone yells STOP I never know if it's in the name of love, or if it's hammertime.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:18pm UTC

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies.
The man who never reads lives only one

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SuperBass223
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February 1, 2013 5:32pm UTC

I can't get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 8:53pm UTC

If I ever have a kid
I'm going to raise them in an Amish community and make them believe it is the year 1693. Then when they are 16 I'm going to tell them I invented a 'time machine', and I will send them into the 'future' and watch as they discover a whole new world.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a T.V. show will cause irreplaceable damage
and you will not recover.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 6:46pm UTC

I'm feeling a little overwhelmed today. It's all too much
I discovered this morning it's totally on me to prevent forest fires.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:35am UTC

Can we all just agree to
ignore whatever comes after
Blue Ray? I don't want
to have to restart
MY COLLECTION...
Again.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISI

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 12:47am UTC

There's no worse feeling
than that millisecond you are sure you are going to die after leaning
your chair back a little too far

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Like a comet pulled from orbit
As it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder
Halfway through the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better?
But because I knew you
I have been changed for good

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Askhole
-A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Sometimes,
when I am home alone I say "I know you are here"
IF I AM WRONG NO ONE WILL KNOW BUT IF I AM RIGHT
I might scare the sh/t out of some
SECRET ORGANIZATION

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Not sure of people stopped saying "yolo"
or everyone that said "yolo" has died.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Well, I was trying to find a shirt in my wardrobe when I fell into Narnia. There I met the Doctor and he was going to take me home in his Tardis but we accidentally landed on Asgard where Loki started a rebellion. Somehow I became the Mockingjay and lead the people to victory. I crossed the Bifrost to Hogwarts where I got flushed down a toilet and landed back in my room.
Teacher: But...your only five minutes late... how did you...in only...?
Me: Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:19am UTC

Squat
Pray
Leap
AHHHH
Touchdown
anyone else remember this?

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 11:40pm UTC

Go to Google type 'Who's the cutest'
Press
'I'm Feeling Lucky'

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