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Fjazz

Status: HEY

Member Since: 23 Dec 2011 03:45pm

Last Seen: 25 Dec 2014 04:50pm

Birthday: April 14

Location: #'All around the world ♥

Gender: F

user id: 254625

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  1. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:48am UTC
    Gee, thanks pad.
    For making that really loud rippy noise when I open you and letting everyone in the bathroom know I have my period.

  2. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:35am UTC
    if i lay here..
    if i just lay here.
    would you lay
    with me, and
    just forget the
    world....?

  3. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:30am UTC
    “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”.."She doesn't even go here"

  4. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    every summer it's the same story
    i build my hopes up to have an amazing summer full of parties and cute days with friends
    but no
    i haven't left my house all week because i have f*ck all money to go anywhere and as a result of that have just woken up
    i think by the end of this holidays i may have turned into a vampire or killed myself -.-

  5. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 11:48am UTC
    I'm not rude I'm honest.

  6. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    When you find out your crush likes someone else... </3

  7. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    A black person walked into a room then a white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up.He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored!?"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

  8. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    I am the type of girl that walks into a room and forgets why she's there....

  9. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    I know that I am not beautiful as you have probably expected me to be but.... God made me like this, so except me for who I am.
    I am beautiful in different ways.♥

  10. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    ✪CONVERSE✪

  11. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    Marissa

  12. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    April Fools Day!
    (And also 13 days left till I become 15!)

  13. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    Oh, you can turn me down, you can throw me now.
    The harder out the harder I come back around.
    BOOMERANG-Nicole Scherzinger

  14. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    ♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥

  15. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Quote For The Day = " Dont Cry Bcoz Its Over.. Smile Because It Happend :]]" Sweet Right? :3

  16. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    March and still my house is covered in snow!
    Really...

  17. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Why do I love him so
    much......?

  18. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    Haters Love me

  19. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    WE ARE GIRLS
    ~We run around the house while brushing our teeth .
    ~ We read the shampoo bottle in the shower
    ~We laugh at out own jokes before we tell them
    ~ We can read a sentence 10 times without understanding it
    ~We push doors that say pull, and pull doors that say push
    ~ We say, "What?" even when we understood eveything
    ~ We dont like it when the weather messes up our hair
    ~ We can see the same movie 10 times and still expreience all the emotions we felt the first time
    ~ We have to call our own phone to find it
    ~ We can look at the clock without seeing what the time is
    ~ We turn the pillow over to lie on the cold side
    ~ We set the alarm clock to ring earlier so we can lie in for slighlty longer
    ~ Before going to bed we always calculate the amount of sleep we are getting
    ~ We try to do things before the microwave beeps
    ~ We close the fridge door really slowly to see if the light stays on ~We try to balance the light switch between on and off
    ~ We run up the stairs really fast like someone is trying to catch us if it's dark down stairs
    ~ We laugh harder when we try to explain why we're laughing
    ~ We walk into a room and forget why we are there

  20. Fjazz Fjazz
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    If kisses were snowflakes
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    I would send you a blizzard

:)

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