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Life lessons learned form How I Met Your Mother
-Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM
-Don't chase after what doesn't work. Let the universe take over.
-Things happen for a reason.
-Don't ever give up crazy times with your friends
-Miracles happen
-Things you may not have liked before may not be that bad later on
-Perfect isn't always perfect
-Some people have expiration dates
-Wait for it
-Don't postpone joy
-The important moments shouldn't be wasted, because you can't get them back
-Be clear about the things you say
-The most important people in your life are the ones you can picture sitting on a porch with
-The talk is one of the worst things ever, but it is important
-You're not looking for someone who accepts your quirks. You're looking for someone who loves them, cherishes them, and loves you more as a person because of them.
-Some people are worth a lot of work to keep around
-Get out of the house, go for a walk, get a bagel

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