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*Me when I order food*
Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeño poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of ranch, some pixie stix, taco salad, order of ribs...
Me: And.....A diet coke
Me: No, strawberry shake
Me: No, a diet coke
Me: No, both.
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*Me when I order food* Me: Can I get a hot dog? ... Um, lemme

276 faves · 21 comments · Apr 26, 2013 3:51pm

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joke · food · thepopulargirlsinschool · funny

AerilynLilyoh · 1 decade ago
TMPIGS!
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SarahUrsini · 1 decade ago
TMPIGS!!!!! aka the best show ever
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XxMaggieexX · 1 decade ago
TMPGIS<333333
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sjtrue · 1 decade ago
yes yes yes yes most popular girls in school
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TrollersAnonymous · 1 decade ago
No wonder you're so fat.
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likemillionares · 1 decade ago
oh my fuc.king god I watched every single episode and extra credit last night "FU-CKING. RACHAEL. TICE."
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
I need to have lunch with you :)xx
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*nerium* · 1 decade ago
How do you say...ménage à trois?
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*exploit* · 1 decade ago
Are you kidding...IT'S A F/CKING FRENCH WORD.
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xoxohaileyxoxo · 1 decade ago
DEANDRA
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PrettyMwah · 1 decade ago
You should've saw your order in the ghetto witty version XD
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
omg Cx I'm gonna look it up now.
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aubzxox23 · 1 decade ago
lunch lady belinda will help you out hahaha
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
Email her at LadyTaterTot@gmail.com
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punklove182* · 1 decade ago
As long as Ashley Katchadourian is watching the door everything's good.
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
She was in charge of the snacks Cx
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kelly* · 1 decade ago
omigosh lol
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thatdamnpinkflamingo · 1 decade ago
most popular girls at school!!

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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
Yes omfg Cx it's hilarious!!
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thatdamnpinkflamingo · 1 decade ago
how you say book
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ChocoTaco · 1 decade ago
Haii!!
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