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thatdamnpinkflamingo

1. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2013 5:09pm UTC
   Me and my friends did a perfomance on puns,
   it was really just a play on words.
   
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2. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 8:18pm UTC
   Now she’s feeling so low,
   since she went solo.
   Hole in the middle of my heart like a polo.
   And it’s no joke to me,
   So we can we do it all over again...
   
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3. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 11:52am UTC
   I REMEMBER YEARS AGO
   SOMEONE TOLD ME I SHOULD TAKE
   CAUTION WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE
   I DID, I did...
   
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4. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 2:01pm UTC
   A girl in my class wrote about circumcision instead of sectarianism in a test.
   I am seriously worried for her.
   
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5. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 1:52pm UTC
   Me: meow
   Cat: meow meow
   Me:
   Cat:
   Me:
   Cat:
   Me: WE ARE COMMUNTICATING!
   
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6. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
   That forever alone moment when.....
   when your bestfriend doesn't show upfor school.
   ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
   nmf
   
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7. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 12:49pm UTC
   Friends, are like balloons,
   if you stab them they die.
   
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8. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   I hate when I am about to fall
   asleep, when suddenly, my brain
   thinks: you know whats not good ....................... slenderman
   
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9. thatdamnpinkflamingo
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   I am just not that strong anymore.
   
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10. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:26am UTC
    Okay, think of a number between 0 and 20....
    Add 32 to it.......
    Multiply by 4......
    Subtract 17......
    Now close your eyes.....
    
    Its dark, isn't it?
    
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11. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Its a sad day when you realise;
    crocs are the second bestselling shoe in the
    world.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
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12. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Anyone need a witty bestfriend?
    No, okay....
    
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13. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Was anyone else seriously confused by
    the start of the olympics closing
    ceremony?
    Just me?
    
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14. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    The white angry bird:
    Angry at pigs who stole his eggs,
    throws more eggs at them
    
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15. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:33am UTC
    Falling in love is like
    jumping off a really tall building,
    your brain tells you its not a good idea,
    but your heart tells you,
    you can fly.
    
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16. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Love it when
    someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
    
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17. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Type your name with your eyes closed
    and post the results in the comments.
    
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18. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 6:28am UTC
    Why i'm glad to be back from vacation:
    2% = I know the roads
    8% = the taste of tap water
    10% = my own bed
    80% = my own toilet
    
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19. thatdamnpinkflamingo
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Everyone is beautiful, but not everyone see's it.
    
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