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laurenec

Status: Stuffing my face with Lean Pockets. Rawr :3

Member Since: 28 May 2012 12:45pm

Last Seen: 10 Dec 2013 11:02pm

Birthday: December 2

Location: USA! USA!

Gender: F

user id: 303423

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Unfortuneately
my daydreams of being
skinny
are always interrupted by
the sound of my
chewing.

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I procrastinate so
often,
I'll probably put off death
and never die.

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 11:15am UTC

Piglet: How do you spell
"love"?
Pooh: You don't spell it,
you feel it.

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 10:12pm UTC

People wait all week for
FRIDAY
all year for
SUMMER
all life for
HAPPINESS

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC

She wears short skirts
I eat pizza
She's cheer captain
I'm still eating pizza

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC

T.G.I.F
Thank God I'm Fabulous

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Two words
One finger

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 5:04pm UTC

"I never look back,
darling. It distracts
from the
now."

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:55pm UTC

In order to be irreplacable,
you have to be different.

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:46pm UTC

A haiku about getting out of
bed:
NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:38pm UTC

SUPER
CALA
FRAGA
LISTIC
EXPLIALA
DOPE
SH/T

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:28pm UTC

When is it
appropriate to
quote
Mean Girls?
The limit does not
exist.

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 12:37pm UTC

I
said
a hip
hop
the
hippie
the hippie
to the
hip hip
hop and
you don't
stop the
rock it to
the bang bang
boogie say
up jump the boogie
to the rythm
of the boogie the beat

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laurenec
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Easter:
The day Jesus slapped
YOLO
in the face.

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laurenec
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Its called
"Sun Kissed"
not
"Dorito R/ped"

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laurenec
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 5:26pm UTC

SHARK BAIT
HO HA HA

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laurenec
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 10:37am UTC

Classy,
Sassy,
& a lil'
Smart A$$y

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laurenec
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Te:
( ) amo
( x ) quila

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laurenec
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:15pm UTC

ACCA-
Belive it
be-och!! ;3

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laurenec
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 9:54pm UTC

Idaho?
No.
Udaho.

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