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  1. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    The sound of laughing children makes
    me happy :3
    unless im home alone.
    and the powers out.
    o.o

  2. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    Me?
    Jealous of you?
    Bless your
    delusional heart.

  3. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    My relationship status?
    Netflix, Oreos, and Sweatpants.

  4. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    S.W.A.G.
    She.wants.a.gentleman.

  5. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    There is no "we"
    in Bacon.

  6. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Is your name wifi?
    Because I'm feeling the
    connection
    ;3

  7. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    O O
    / \ / \ |
    |
    / \ / \
    I've got your back

  8. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    GIRL
    I'm not insulting you
    Im describing you.

  9. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    I love you like
    Sheldon
    loves
    his spot.

  10. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    I throw my spanish in the air sometimes
    saying
    AYYY-OH
    NO COMPRENDO

  11. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I am fluent in three languages:
    English
    Sarcasm
    Profanity

  12. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    There is no
    "Share"
    in
    Nutella

  13. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    I wish school was as easy as
    half the girls in it.

  14. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    Fifty shades of
    RATCHET

  15. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    When is it okay to quote Pitch Perfect?
    Aca-Always!

  16. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Mom: What foreign language class are
    you going to take in highschool?
    Me: Math.

  17. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    EAT
    SLEEP
    TWERK
    [repeat]

  18. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    "K"
    Well
    Potassium to you too.

  19. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    On wednesdays,
    we wear PINK.

  20. laurenec laurenec
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Me?
    Sarcastic?
    Never.

:)

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