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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
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May 27, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Whenever my friends curse at their parents
All I can think about is how I would be crucified if I disrespected my parents like that.

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glitter162*
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May 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...

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Rajsonkar
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May 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Call summaryBoy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
wife to husband: not responding

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ChocoTaco
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May 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?

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it's-an-ear-hat-john*
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May 14, 2013 8:05pm UTC

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CharliesTheName
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May 12, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I have 369 followers.
69 ;)

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AEleanore
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May 12, 2013 9:32pm UTC

I'M JUST A CUPCAKE LOOKIN' FOR A STUD MUFFIN

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:48pm UTC

...don't act like you've never waddled across the house
to get a new roll of toilet paper
with your pants around your ankles

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I was having Chinese food for dinner and this is what my fortune cookie said:
"Come back later... I am sleeping. (Yes, cookies need their sleep, too)"
...what even?

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SalemSoto
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May 10, 2013 11:53pm UTC

That moment when you tell your friend something important ,
& they show no emotion.

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Heartless17*
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May 11, 2013 1:40am UTC

A GIRL dreams about a bad boy who is gentle only for her.
A BOY wants a good girl, who is naughty only for him.

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Steve
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May 11, 2013 10:27am UTC

May your charity increase as much as your wealth.

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weirddd
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May 10, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Crush: Hey
Me: H......e......yygrsgwhe!!
Crush: What did you say at the end there?
Me: ...grbhjgegerghre..
Crush: uhm.... okay... bye.

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glitter162*
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May 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I need to start eating healthy,
but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 10, 2013 6:21pm UTC

I actually get pretty good grades on the papers I write at 1 am, so
don't you dare tell me that I need to change my ways.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:14pm UTC

When im home alone,
every noise i hear is a serial killer .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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伤*
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May 7, 2013 2:55pm UTC

People arent afraid
OF SAYING I LOVE YOU.
They are afraid of hearing
the response

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CharliesTheName
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May 7, 2013 6:50pm UTC

How to become Witty Famous:
1) Be a guy who only post quotes saying "All girls are beautiful" but not mean a word of it.
2) Be a guy who's secretly a girl.
3) Steal from tumblr.
4) Steal from iFunny.
5) Claim to be best friends with someone who's witty famous.
6) Claim to be awkward and ugly but you're actually a Victoria's Secret model or Hooters stripper.
7) Be Steve.

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