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TrollersAnonymous

1. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 6:39pm UTC
   People in highschool relationships are gross.
   
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2. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC
   friend: *lifts up shirt a little* Omg, I feel so fat, I shouldn't have had that pie
   Me: No, because you know what they say, a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
   friend: No wonder no one likes you. What is wrong with you?
   Me: I've been wondering that myself.
   
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3. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 10:22am UTC
   What's worse than one hipster? Two hipsters.
   
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4. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 10:20am UTC
   I swear, if I see another damn song quote from some stupid rapper I am going to rip my eyes out and then drop them into a pool of acid.
   
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5. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 10:18am UTC
   Please don't ever talk in hashtags unless we're on twitter.
   Just remember, I know where you live.
   
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6. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 10:15am UTC
   There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.
   
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7. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 10:13am UTC
   My one wish is to one day destroy all Vans products from this universe.
   
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8. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 10:04am UTC
   What's this whole thing with One Direction and Carrots? I don't even know. It makes me sick.
   
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9. TrollersAnonymous
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   April 29, 2013 6:46am UTC
   How come there are so many ugly people on Witty nowadays?
   
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10. TrollersAnonymous
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    April 29, 2013 6:41am UTC
    I cannot begin to describe my loathing of One Direction. I wish I could sit them all down in a room and verbally abuse them. one.by.one.
    
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11. TrollersAnonymous
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    April 29, 2013 6:36am UTC
    What is everyone's obsession with Nutella? It makes me cringe.
    Yeah, I know it tastes good, but seriously? When has it turned into this hipster fad?
    R.I.P Nutella. Because I can no longer enjoy you without feeling like a loser. Because losers are the people who obsess over nutella.
    
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12. TrollersAnonymous
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    April 29, 2013 6:28am UTC
    I hate Ed Sheeran so much, omg. He's like a red haired hamster that got hold of a guitar.
    
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