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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, it goes like this:

Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle and nothing comes out*
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle really hard and squirts shampoo all over my hand*
Me: *Stares at hand*
Me: There's.. white, creamy stuff all over my hand..
Me:
Me: Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha.
Me: Oh lord.
Me: I'm so funny.

 
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, it goes like this: Me:

171 faves · 8 comments · Apr 3, 2013 8:05pm

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story · immature · teamforeveralone · funny

Pesadilla · 1 decade ago
only you could squeeze a conditioner bottle and get shampoo out of it.
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p0kemon · 1 decade ago
I do the same thing.
My dad calls it 'horse se.men'
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unicornjackson · 1 decade ago
You and I would be good friends......
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
I wanna know why your squeezing the conditioner bottle and shampoo comes out.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Hahaha yeah I realized that a few minutes ago. I had shampoo typed at first, but changed it..
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
Oh, okay I'm like is this part of the joke or...
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
I was thinking this too...
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