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thatguy8
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November 28, 2013 9:25pm UTC
So I heard there were these things, i think they were called relationships...
They sound really nice. How can i get one?

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lovecrazy
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April 3, 2013 8:05pm UTC
Sometimes when I'm in the shower, it goes like this:
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle and nothing comes out*
Me: *Squeezes conditioner bottle really hard and squirts shampoo all over my hand*
Me: *Stares at hand*
Me: There's.. white, creamy stuff all over my hand..
Me:
Me: Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha.
Me: Oh lord.
Me: I'm so funny.

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