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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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293 faves · 12 comments · Jan 24, 2013 5:38pm

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livilucy21* · 1 decade ago
YES!!!

And just an FYI:
I just fell in love with you for that
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the_person_no_one_sees · 1 decade ago
My mom is very much like Sheldon. Doesn't understand or know when I use sarcasm and thinks she is always right.
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