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1. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2012 1:12am UTC
   Me in the middle of the night: Oh no! I forgot to put on lotion!
   Me: *keeps legs on bed and tries to get lotion without touching the ground.*
   Me: Must. Have. Lotion.
   Me: *falls off bed*
   
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2. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   It sucks when you spend a looong time on a new quote, and it gets no faves.
   like, fml -_-
   
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3. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   I hate it when teachers don't erase everything on the whiteboard
   -.-
   
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4. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 2:07pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you get a notification
   but it was just you following yourself.
   *forever alone*
   
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5. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 1:45pm UTC
   It's Perrrry!
   Perry the Platypus!
   Who just sang that in their head? ♥
   
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6. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 1:42pm UTC
   *le store*
   Me: *picks out pair of tights that have designs on them*
   Me: hey mom, aren't these cute?
   Mom:Yeah... if you're a sl/ut!
   *People staring*
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:MOTHER!
   
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7. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 5:31pm UTC
   So I heard you like bad boys;)
   haha yeah:)
   Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I never read the terms and conditions
   ...
   
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8. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)
   They see me rolling.
   They hating.
   nmq
   nmq/nmf
   formatby;If_This_Was_A_Movie
   
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9. neonnailpolish13
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 12:21pm UTC
   Did adele plan her pregnancy? or did it come out
   of the blue uninvited? .
   
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10. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Fun fact:
    Your chances of dying on your way to buy a lottery ticket are greater than your chances of winning the lottery
    
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11. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    *Listening to Dont Wake Me Up by Usher in the car*
    Mom:
    Mom: Why does he keep saying "dont wake me up"?
    Mom: I think we get the point.
    Mom: I mean come on.
    Mom: We wont wake you up! Is that what you want?!
    Mom: We'll leave you alone!
    Me:
    Mom: Why is he called Usher?
    Mom: his parents must be hippies or something
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Mom: Come wake me upppppppp!!!
    Me:
    
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12. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    you know that awesome feeling you get when you're completely prepared for a test?
    me nei t her...
    MeeAndYoouFormats♥
    
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13. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    In an alternate universe
    Society: You're so beautiful
    Society: I love you
    Society: You're perfect the way you are
    Society: What's on the outside doesn't matter
    Society: We accept you no matter what
    Me: lol that's funny ^
    
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14. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    I'm already tired
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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15. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Wearing a ring pop on your finger,
    *LIKE A SIR*
    
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16. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Nerd Smack Talk...
    Nerd 1: Taste my axe!
    Nerd 2: You'll never get survive my Cube God!
    Nerd 1: Does your quiver have a fame bonus, punk?!
    Nerd 2:No, but I have the Ring of Greater Wisdom!!!
    *Nerd 1kills Nerd 2*
    Nerd 1: Take that you elf!!
    
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17. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    JUST LIKE A BROKEN RECORD
    my mind keeps
    PLAYING YOUR N A M E
    
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18. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Dear Sirius Black,
    What's your middle name?
    Sincerely, I hope its Lee
    
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19. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    You need to diet
    tell me something i DON'T know!
    salads taste good
    /nmf
    
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20. neonnailpolish13
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    what
    nothing they just waved!
    oh no not this again...
    do you sea what i did there?
    no
    i'm shore you did...
    how do you have friends?
    don't be such a beach
    /nmf
    
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