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karhofzoe

Status: nillili la la la nillili ya nillili mambo~ can't. get. that. out. of. my. head.

Member Since: 10 Feb 2012 03:56pm

Last Seen: 30 Nov 2018 12:24am

Gender: F

user id: 272577

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Hello, Earthians [and aliens], I'm Karly, I'm a fourteen year old freshman in highschool, and I know everybody's like "highschool sucks" but in reality, I love highschool so far~ My school is on the smarter side, so about half my life is dedicated to schoolwork. Eh, I'll get a good college. xD Social life? What's that? Boyfriend? I think you mean food.
The other half of my pretty good life is dedicated to one of my favourite things in the world: THEATRE <3 I love it. I don't act [heck naw] but I am on props crew and I'm loving every bit of it. I used to not be a hugger. The theater program I do is the one at my brother's school, which makes him feel really awkward, but do I care? NOPE~! 
I lovelovelovelovelovelove All Time Low, if you can't tell by my profile... In reality, I'm pretty sure I like a song in like every single genre. Like seriously, I love music. Cough kpop cough. xD Love that too.
If you wanna contact me anywhere else, my username is always karhofzoe. If it's not, you're delusional. xD
If you EVER, EVER need someone to talk to, please consider me. I'd love to help you with anything you're worried, or stressed about.

Goodbye, beautiful people~
  1. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    superboy and the invisible girl
    son of steel and daughter of air
    he's a hero, a lover, a prince,
    she's not here
    superboy and the invisible girl
    he's the one you wish would appear
    he's your hero, your savior, your son
    he's not here
    i am here
    take a look at the invisible girl
    here she is, clear as the day
    please look closely and find her before she fades away
    "Superboy and the Invisible Girl" from Next to Normal

  2. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    YOU
    are beautiful
    YOU
    so beautiful
    YOU
    are beautiful
    nothing better than you.
    B2ST - "Beautiful"

  3. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:49am UTC
    FUNNY STORY.
    So last night, my school had a dance - Semi Formal [an excuse for girls to wear nice dresses and guys to wear ties] - and since I go to an all girls school, we could bring a guy from any school. So it was later that night, and me and my friend Marley saw this one couple just sitting there grinding. It was really awkward, considering they were just sitting there for like an hour... So. Marley wanted to stop them grinding. So she backs up a little, and BOOM... she runs as fast as she can through the couple, breaking them apart, screaming "LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!" It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
    I should stop telling stories. It was funnier in person.

  4. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
    Go ahead and cheat a friend.
    Do it in the name of Heaven,
    You can justify it in the end.
    There won't be any trumpets blowing
    Come the judgement day.
    Coven - "One Tin Soldier"

  5. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    and can you smile?
    INFINITE - "Can You Smile?"

  6. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 1:35am UTC
    You know there's something wrong with you when you start typing words sdrawkcab.

  7. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Sometimes I throw gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are.

  8. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    and don't spend your time lookin' around
    for something you want that can't be found
    when you find out you can live without it
    and go along not thinkin' about it
    i'll tell you something true.
    the bare necessities of life will come to you.

  9. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    *me and a couple of my friends in honors biology on the first day back to school*
    teacher: okay, judith. do you go by anything? judy, jude...
    judith: well, some people call me strange, but no...
    class and teacher: *lols*

  10. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    normal people home alone: WOO PARTAY
    me home alone: *talks to myself out loud and talks back to tv*

  11. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    YouTube
    is Gangnam Style themed.
    xD

  12. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 11:04am UTC
    *today in science*
    principal: *announces one girl's sister's birthday over the speaker*
    girl: *shouts* OH MY GOD I FORGOT IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY!
    teacher: *shakes head*
    true story.

  13. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 10:43am UTC
    *today in lit class - keep in mind, my teacher is a ginger*
    teacher: okay, a metonymy is when you use a word to substitute for another word.
    teacher: *points to girl* blondie, give me an example.
    girl: ... all hands on deck?
    teacher: okay. *points to a different girl* brunette, give me another example.
    girl: um .. *stutters*
    teacher: *sighs* i was using metonymies! blondie, brunette! those are metonymies!
    *teacher notices everyone staring at his hair*
    teacher: don't you dare use the g-word.
    true story.

  14. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 7:50am UTC
    If shoes were weekdays, Monday would be crocs.

  15. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    http://new.weavesilk.com/
    I love this site. :D
    and i may not have known what category to put it in

  16. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're quizzing yourself to study for exams and the song you're listening to is "I Don't Know."

  17. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    How are you today~?

  18. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    so this is a story my friend marley told me today. this is how it went.
    *religion class*
    teacher: okay, class, you need markers, scissors, and glue.
    marley: can i go to the bathroom?
    teacher: oh yeah marley, sure you can.
    marley: *walks out of classroom*
    marley: *runs down stairs*
    marley: *runs out of building*
    marley: *runs to the art building across the street and bursts into my art class*
    me: WTF MARLEY WHY ARE YOU HERE
    marley: *out of breath* MR. N CAN I BORROW SOME ART SUPPLIES
    art teacher: *like this is normal* oh yeah sure.
    marley: *gets art supplies and speeds away*
    me: wut
    true story.

  19. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    *lit class today*
    girl: *randomly falls out of her desk in the funniest way possible*
    class: LOL
    teacher: ... who knows how to put videos on facebook?
    *class LOLs*
    teacher: *looks at girl who fell* unfriend her. now.
    class: *laughs hysterically*
    *later*
    teacher: *puts up a girl's desktop on her screen, her desktop pic is a collage of nial from one direction*
    class: *once again laughing hysterically*
    teacher: ... why, jamie, just... why?
    True story, but it was funnier in person. I love my it teacher. He constantly insults and laughs at Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, and One Direction [which is so hilarious because this one girl is the biggest fangirl ever.] He's the funniest teacher ever. I exited this class today in tears from laughing so much, xD

  20. karhofzoe karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Be with someone who makes you happy.

:)

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