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fangirling_freak
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June 9, 2014 10:05am UTC

I am so pretty!
BAZINGA.

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ecawesomeness
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February 9, 2014 7:39am UTC

teacher: how did the universe start?
me:
me:
me: our whole universe was in a hot dense state then fourteen billion years ago expansion started - wait - the earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools we built a wall we built the pyramids math science history unraveling the mysteries that all started with the big bang
me: bang!

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scribble
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December 5, 2013 11:17am UTC

BAZINGA! I dont care

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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November 20, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Qu'est-ce que 'sup?

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thestrangeryouknow
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November 3, 2013 11:03am UTC

Dr. Spencer Reid
VS
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
ULTIMATE NERD-OFF

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thestrangeryouknow
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October 29, 2013 9:53am UTC

in exasperated voice.. " She calls me moonpie because im nummy nummy and she could just eat me up" - Sheldon
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA i agree ;)

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coolsuperstarz
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September 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 26, 2013 2:17pm UTC

' I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.'
- Sheldon Cooper.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 26, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.
Turns out if you kill a starfish it'll just come back to life.
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts?
Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
#Lol

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KikiKiara
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September 23, 2013 11:35pm UTC

First time watching Big Bang Theory.
I think I found a new fandom !

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x_damaged_x
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September 17, 2013 10:24pm UTC

If we really want
SCIENCE TO ADVANCE, PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE CHIPS IMPLANTED IN THEIR SKULLS THAT EXPLODE WHEN THEY SAY SOMETHING STUPID.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Leonard: Penny kissed me
Sheldon: Well, who would have ever guessed that?
Raj: What kind of kiss?
Leonard: A big kiss. On the mouth
Howard: Is it possible that she was going for your cheek and you moved and she accidentally got lip?
Howard: That happens with me and my mum all the time.

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coolsuperstarz
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July 28, 2013 2:03pm UTC

BAZINGA!
'Lol ' = Overatted.
Do it the Doctor Sheldon Cooper way...
Or be prepared for your brain to be BLOWN ↑Mentally ;]

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taytay8056
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July 8, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.

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marina973
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June 25, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Penny: (Answering the door to Sheldon) What's up, buttercup?
Penny: (Answering the door again) What's the word, hummingbird?
Penny: (And again) What's the gist, physicist?
~The Big Bang Theory<3

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whenitsabouttoendsmile
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June 23, 2013 8:19am UTC

Sheldon; Why are you crying?
Penny; Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon; That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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whenitsabouttoendsmile
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June 23, 2013 8:11am UTC

Rules of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock
scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
is anyone else lost?
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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whenitsabouttoendsmile
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June 23, 2013 7:36am UTC

Oh yeah? Well I've been taking pilates classes at the rec. center &
my abs look like sections of a hershey's bar.
-Raj (the big bang theory)

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jahan
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June 22, 2013 5:53pm UTC

BAZINGA,
PUNK

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
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June 13, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Some days I feel like the world is Sheldon and I need a sarcasm sign

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