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I'm writing a play.
This is part of one of the dialogues...


John:
Dave, get out of the fridge.

Dave: No.

John: Dave, get out.

Dave: No John.

John: Come on Dave. And what's with all the apple juice?

Dave: They are my bretheren.

John: Why are they all empty? You didn't drink them all did you?

Dave: This is my home John.

John: What?

Dave: I'm home.


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