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StarCrossedLover

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Member Since: 12 Jun 2012 09:34pm

Last Seen: 11 Jan 2015 11:17am

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  1. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    You’ll never know pain until
    you look into the eyes of someone you love, and they look away.

  2. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    When your boyfriend gives you a wooden rose and says " I'll stop loving you the day this rose dies."

  3. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    bad idea #34829 of my life
    Piercing my midway by myself ..... with a safty pin

  4. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    I met this one guy in fifth grade . He is the reason I am not depressed and dead. I dated him for two weeks . He broke up with me and started dating this new girl a month later . I just relized I love him

  5. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    that moment when
    that little voice in your head says
    "yep...you're going to hell."
    nmf/nmq

  6. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:58am UTC
    You’ll never know pain until
    you look into the eyes of someone you love, and they look away.

  7. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    You told me you had birthday sēx with my boyfriend..? Cute. Don't do it again

  8. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 7:18am UTC
    Dear tom daley,
    You're not cite unless your half naked.

  9. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:34am UTC
    Honestly, guys are crule. They give you unrealistic expantations about how much they love you, they wake you up with those good morning beautiful text. Than you're into them. You never wanna leave them. Than BAAM! They leave you.

  10. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    I fell in love with you
    I don't know how
    I don't know why
    I just did

  11. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    There's this guy..

  12. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

  13. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    If you or a friend is trying to lose weight use this website
    http://teens.sparkpeople.com/myspark/mysparkstart_teen.asp
    If you are in between the ages of 13-18. It really helps you lose or gain the weight you need. It's all free and it really really helps. I gained 10 lbs in two weeks after I joined this website now i'm almost normal weight. It's really great! try it

  14. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:15am UTC
    If you quote yourself i'm seriously judging you.

  15. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, Can you?
    Me: I can if you don't want me to take a shïït on your desk

  16. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Nobody cares unless you're pretty or dead

  17. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Valentine's Day❤
    I can't waitt

  18. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    I'm getting my black belt today❤❤

  19. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    I use to tell people my twin sister died than when they came to my house I had a lot of explaining to do.

  20. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    >"And they lived happily-ever-after."<
    But who said together?

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