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yeah_im_weird_

Status: i love you all!!!!!!!!!!!! except for you......dont look confused you know you already know (-.-)

Member Since: 9 Jan 2013 08:16pm

Last Seen: 8 Oct 2013 10:02pm

Gender: F

user id: 345756

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hilo im McKenzie
Im 14 and very imature for my age i took a test that said i have the mind of a 6 yr old :P

green is my favorite color I love to draw and read
i would literally DIE without music
its a possibility that i might be bipolar oh yeah and im completely and uterly insane!!>:)
  1. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    Two games that tear friendships apart:
    1. uno
    2. duck duck goose

  2. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:25am UTC
    me+life=*fail*

  3. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 1:23am UTC
    me: running up the down escalader and tripping -.-

  4. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Awkward moments with my dad#3
    me: *on witty* *page with only comments about periods, boys, and cursing*
    my dad: *reads screen over my shoulder*
    me: *tries to scroll really fast to the next page* *computer freezes*
    me: -.- perfect

  5. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 12:58am UTC
    *say something human say something human say something human*
    how are you?
    *nailed it*

  6. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC
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  7. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    I am NOT a f*ckin weeble!
    if you push me
    I WILL fall!

  8. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Kidnap?
    i prefer surprise adoption

  9. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    *sees guy i have a crush on*
    me: tried seductive smile
    friend: are you ok? you look constipated
    me:...........thanks -.-

  10. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    me: Forgetting what an airport is called
    me: calling it a plane station
    me:.......it fits
    me: i make sense

  11. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    KAYLA: popular girl in my class: Hey everybody its national hickey day! ; )
    Courtney: less popular girl: ok everybody line up cuz im givin em out! : )
    guys: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww no!
    one random guy: GO HOME COURTNEY!
    whole class: lol
    sub.teacher:lol

  12. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I thought this was so cute!!!
    Will you go out with me?
    A. yes
    B. A
    C. B
    awwwwwww!

  13. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    friend:*pinches me*
    me: OW! *rubs arm pouting* WHY!
    friend: why are you whinning?
    me: *glares*
    me: thats like shooting someone and asking why they're bleeding -.-
    me: *mimicks shooting someone* what are you bleeding for? stop it. oh great now your crying what is it!?
    friend........ :) looooooove yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu
    me: -.-

  14. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 12:19am UTC
    I used to laugh to hide my sadness now its jest a reflex i cant help it!!!!!!
    health teacher (everyone likes): you juys im not gonna be here for the next couple of days
    class: why!?
    health teacher: my nephew died
    class: awwww!
    me: hides sadistic smile
    health teacher: yeah he was about to turn 8, he's special ed
    class: ('0')
    me: laughs quietly
    girl in front: what happened?
    me: *oh god please no i feel bad enough*
    health teacher: he had a trick in his throat and he pulled it out on the bus on his way to school. They couldnt put it back in time
    class: *tears up*
    me: burst out laughing and crying at the same time

  15. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:24am UTC
    The Struggle Is Real
    none of my pencils have erasers

  16. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 12:16am UTC
    *at friends house* *sees dads shoe*
    me: what size shoe does you dad wear jeez!
    my friend/neighbor: a 10
    me: oh its not that big my cousin wears a 15
    her: wow! bruh he must have a huge d-
    me: *covers ears* ewwwwww gross who thinks of that!?
    her: psssh please if he were my cousin thats exactly what i would think of
    me: :/ eww
    her: is he hot?
    me: wtf hes my cousin idk!
    her: oh come on!......if he wasnt your cousin would you stalk him?
    me: *grabs stuff and leaves behind sick friend*

  17. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Jessica: im telling you those rocks are way to big to be from under the school ground
    me: oh yeah? then where did they come from?-.-
    jessica: a factory! :)
    me: *rubs temples* ugh your stupidity hurts me
    Jessica: what?
    me: exactly

  18. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    me: elbows pencil off of desk-
    pencil: *falls in slow motion*
    me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    teacher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    class pet fish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    creepy ganitor outside window rubbing hands evily : good. good.
    whole class:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    whole school: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    whole world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    random kid grabs pencil before it hits the floor
    This is how people get there own holidays!!!!!

  19. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    me and my friend:
    *walks up to cranky old security lady*
    friend: were you born a man?
    security lady: what?!
    me: where are you from?
    security lady: oh! well im from
    me: *brrrrrriiiiiing* uh-oh gotta go to class
    runs away with friend leaving behind confused lady

  20. yeah_im_weird_ yeah_im_weird_
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    At lunch today:
    me: making funny/ugly/weird/stupid faces when my friend isnt looking
    me: *periferal vision* SUPER hot guy i have a crush on staring at me
    me:........
    him: ........
    me: ........
    him :.......
    me: makes face at him then runs away trying to decide whether to laugh, cry, or sneeze

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