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yeah_im_weird_

Status: i love you all!!!!!!!!!!!! except for you......dont look confused you know you already know (-.-)

Member Since: 9 Jan 2013 08:16pm

Last Seen: 8 Oct 2013 10:02pm

Gender: F

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hilo im McKenzie
Im 14 and very imature for my age i took a test that said i have the mind of a 6 yr old :P

green is my favorite color I love to draw and read
i would literally DIE without music
its a possibility that i might be bipolar oh yeah and im completely and uterly insane!!>:)

yeah_im_weird_
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:21pm UTC

Two games that tear friendships apart:
1. uno
2. duck duck goose

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yeah_im_weird_
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June 18, 2013 1:25am UTC

me+life=*fail*

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yeah_im_weird_
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June 18, 2013 1:23am UTC

me: running up the down escalader and tripping -.-

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yeah_im_weird_
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June 16, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Awkward moments with my dad#3
me: *on witty* *page with only comments about periods, boys, and cursing*
my dad: *reads screen over my shoulder*
me: *tries to scroll really fast to the next page* *computer freezes*
me: -.- perfect

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yeah_im_weird_
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 12:58am UTC

*say something human say something human say something human*
how are you?
*nailed it*

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yeah_im_weird_
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May 19, 2013 4:45pm UTC

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yeah_im_weird_
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May 9, 2013 10:03pm UTC

I am NOT a f*ckin weeble!
if you push me
I WILL fall!

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yeah_im_weird_
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Kidnap?
i prefer surprise adoption

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 26, 2013 6:39pm UTC

*sees guy i have a crush on*
me: tried seductive smile
friend: are you ok? you look constipated
me:...........thanks -.-

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yeah_im_weird_
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:34pm UTC

me: Forgetting what an airport is called
me: calling it a plane station
me:.......it fits
me: i make sense

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April 23, 2013 6:55pm UTC

KAYLA: popular girl in my class: Hey everybody its national hickey day! ; )
Courtney: less popular girl: ok everybody line up cuz im givin em out! : )
guys: eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww no!
one random guy: GO HOME COURTNEY!
whole class: lol
sub.teacher:lol

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC

I thought this was so cute!!!
Will you go out with me?
A. yes
B. A
C. B
awwwwwww!

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 17, 2013 9:13pm UTC

friend:*pinches me*
me: OW! *rubs arm pouting* WHY!
friend: why are you whinning?
me: *glares*
me: thats like shooting someone and asking why they're bleeding -.-
me: *mimicks shooting someone* what are you bleeding for? stop it. oh great now your crying what is it!?
friend........ :) looooooove yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu
me: -.-

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 16, 2013 12:19am UTC

I used to laugh to hide my sadness now its jest a reflex i cant help it!!!!!!
health teacher (everyone likes): you juys im not gonna be here for the next couple of days
class: why!?
health teacher: my nephew died
class: awwww!
me: hides sadistic smile
health teacher: yeah he was about to turn 8, he's special ed
class: ('0')
me: laughs quietly
girl in front: what happened?
me: *oh god please no i feel bad enough*
health teacher: he had a trick in his throat and he pulled it out on the bus on his way to school. They couldnt put it back in time
class: *tears up*
me: burst out laughing and crying at the same time

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yeah_im_weird_
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 12:24am UTC

The Struggle Is Real
none of my pencils have erasers

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 13, 2013 12:16am UTC

*at friends house* *sees dads shoe*
me: what size shoe does you dad wear jeez!
my friend/neighbor: a 10
me: oh its not that big my cousin wears a 15
her: wow! bruh he must have a huge d-
me: *covers ears* ewwwwww gross who thinks of that!?
her: psssh please if he were my cousin thats exactly what i would think of
me: :/ eww
her: is he hot?
me: wtf hes my cousin idk!
her: oh come on!......if he wasnt your cousin would you stalk him?
me: *grabs stuff and leaves behind sick friend*

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April 3, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Jessica: im telling you those rocks are way to big to be from under the school ground
me: oh yeah? then where did they come from?-.-
jessica: a factory! :)
me: *rubs temples* ugh your stupidity hurts me
Jessica: what?
me: exactly

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 3, 2013 7:25pm UTC

me: elbows pencil off of desk-
pencil: *falls in slow motion*
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
teacher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
class pet fish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
creepy ganitor outside window rubbing hands evily : good. good.
whole class:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whole school: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whole world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
random kid grabs pencil before it hits the floor
This is how people get there own holidays!!!!!

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 3, 2013 5:39pm UTC

me and my friend:
*walks up to cranky old security lady*
friend: were you born a man?
security lady: what?!
me: where are you from?
security lady: oh! well im from
me: *brrrrrriiiiiing* uh-oh gotta go to class
runs away with friend leaving behind confused lady

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yeah_im_weird_
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April 3, 2013 5:32pm UTC

At lunch today:
me: making funny/ugly/weird/stupid faces when my friend isnt looking
me: *periferal vision* SUPER hot guy i have a crush on staring at me
me:........
him: ........
me: ........
him :.......
me: makes face at him then runs away trying to decide whether to laugh, cry, or sneeze

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