So I went to the store,
on Monday,
to buy... things.

Me: *stands awkwardly and miserably at the cash register where there is an insanely hot cashier who's like 18 and an old fat security guard standing nearby for god knows what reason*
Cashier: *starts checking out my tampons, tissues, toilet paper, and nose spray*
Security Guard: *starts cracking up*
Me: *awkward death glare that's not as menicing as I wanted it to be*
Cashier: *dying of laughter*
Security Guard: Well, you've got liquid comin' outta all your holes!
Cashier: *literally falls over from laughing so hard*
Me: *blushes*
Me: *secretly hiding laughter*
Me: *grabs a paper bag, rips 2 holes out, and puts it on my head*
Me: *walks away silently without taking any of the stuff I'd originally wanted to buy*
Me: *gets to the car*
Me: *dies*
Mom: where's all the stuff you needed?
Me: don't. ask. just. drive.
Mom: well sh*t I'll do it you p*ssy
Mom: *gets out of car*

~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~

Mom: *gets in car with a blush*
Me: it happened to you too?
Mom: shut the h*ll up.

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So I went to the store, on Monday, to buy... things. Me: *stands

478 faves · 23 comments · Dec 25, 2012 9:01pm

Merlin · 1 decade ago
LOL! I would of died. e-e That is just, omg, i can't even stop laughing!
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gowitty1 · 1 decade ago
Hahaa
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spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
Oh my goodnesss! i can't flipping breathe!! did this really happen to you?!?
wow, love, that's hilarious
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LONERFORLIFEEE · 1 decade ago
i cant freaking take this i've been laughing for like 10 minutes.
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA ohh I'm dying heree
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I. Cant. stop. laughing
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shannonboo97 · 1 decade ago
I legit just pee'd a little holydearlord. I am so sorry xD
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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ* · 1 decade ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Im dying omg help HAHAHAHAHAAAA
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odd · 1 decade ago
What a bully
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BeingTrueWhileSomeoneIsWatchingYou · 1 decade ago
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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TheJealousOne · 1 decade ago
That didn't happen sweetie :)
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
How do you know? You weren't there. And what good does it do anyone for you to comment this?
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TheJealousOne · 1 decade ago
It's too unrealistic so shh. And if it did o.o
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myusernamedoesntmatter · 1 decade ago
:o i'm pretty sure i saw pretty much the same thing on fml.com
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countingthestars · 1 decade ago
OMG I WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE HELL YEAH I HAVE THINGS COMING OUT MY HOLES
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nopatience · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA
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looveesilviee · 1 decade ago
i dont geeet it :/
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nopatience · 1 decade ago
lol tampons=period, tissues=crying, toilet paper= going potty, nose spray= runny nose
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looveesilviee · 1 decade ago
ahhh hahahahaaahaahahahhahaahaha noow i get it hahahahahahaahahahaa
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DreamsAndStarfish88 · 1 decade ago
Haha at first I thought it was the cashier who had liquid coming out of all his holes.! Haha it took me a while, but I finally got it :)

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nopatience · 1 decade ago
hahahhahahaah i was just shocked that it actually happened... of course me lol
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DreamsAndStarfish88 · 1 decade ago
Haha if that happened to you it's because you actually leave the house. I don't haha
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nopatience · 1 decade ago
lmsao that made my day
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