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I'm Nicole
I love to dance and play lacrosse.
I also love One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift.
But that's not the first time you've seen those names here! (;
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I hate mushrooms and mayonnaise.
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lolsince98
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:35am UTC

I'm not saying I hate him
I'm just saying I
hope
All of his presents
fall off
Santa's sleigh.
nmf

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lolsince98
posted a quote
December 9, 2012 9:47pm UTC

*After setting up our Christmas tree*
Me: Hey mom come look at the tree!
Mom: *walks into the room* Wow...that's a really big tree
Me: Yeah I know right!
Mom: Why'd you guys get such a big tree? Every year we get this huge tree and then make a mess trying to get it our of the house.
Me: That's called tradition...

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lolsince98
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Why I like Christmas better than Halloween:
Christmas: Well I really like the movie Elf, but then I also like that movie about the lady who owns the bakery and lives in a snowglobe and that one about the FBI agent who falls in love with the lady he's protecting. And I mean you can't forget about the classics like Rudolph, Frosty the Snowman, A Year Without a Santa Claus, A Miser Brothers' Christmas, etc. And then there's Sants Claus (all 3 of them) and 12 Men of Christmas. Oh I just love them all!
Halloween: Well there's those 4 movies about the town that's always celebrating Halloween...

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lolsince98
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Me: *singing a song at the top of my lungs in the car*
Mom: Are you even listening to the words?
Me: No, I find that listening to the words usually ruins the song.

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lolsince98
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Why can't they
just once
match two similar families
on Wife Swap...
I mean we all know how it's gonna end

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lolsince98
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Me: *passes in test*
Teacher: Now that everyone's finally done we can move on
Me: ...

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lolsince98
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC

when I get a boyfriend:
(phrase) the period of time when I like a boy and that boy likes me back;
often used in place of
"when pigs fly"

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lolsince98
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 2:32pm UTC

That moment of extreme disappointment when your gumball loses its flavor
...after like 2 seconds

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lolsince98
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 6:06pm UTC

"Do I use my cell phone during homework time?"
No, No...I believe the question is
"Do I do my homework during cell phone time?"
♥
nmf

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lolsince98
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:58pm UTC

Reasons Why I Laugh At My Own Jokes:
A) They're hilarious.
B) Someone has to.

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lolsince98
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:57pm UTC

WARNING
Side effects range from slight cases of hiccups to growing extra heads.
Nothing in between.
Me: ...so what were my other options?
Format: twilightgirl995

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 12:01am UTC

Putting your retainer in
for the ride to the orthodontist's office, because you haven't worn it in weeks
Yep, that'll work.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 6:59pm UTC

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"No, he was obviously talking to you.
How would he know me? I'm not social enough.
Now if you''ll excuse me, I have to go find my cat."
TRUE STORY
I totally didn't realize what I was saying until afterwards
when I got a really weird look from my friend
Format by Sandrasaurus

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC

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I'm a girl.
I don't care how many times I've told you the
story. I will tell you again, and start over every
time I feel like you're not listening.
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Format by twilightgirl995

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 8:54pm UTC

The Game Makers in the Hunger Games had total control of everything inside the arena.
So tell me:
Why were there no unicorns?

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 6:42am UTC

Boo likes Charlie
Charlie likes Ginny
Melanie says Ginny can't date Charlie because Boo had him first
But Ginny thinks because Boo likes Carl she relinquishes Charlie who should revert back to the open market
And me...
I wish we were all lesbians.
-Bunheads

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 10:59pm UTC

Dear Radio Hosts,
I'm pretty sure when the music comes on you're supposed to
stop talking
But maybe that's just me.

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 1:30pm UTC

And who else remembers:
"Ugh! If you do that again...I'm not inviting you to my birthday party!"
*HA! I showed her.*

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Guy Code: -Makes sense, Understandable
Girl Code: -Usually makes no sense
- Changes every 2 seconds
- Even if you're following it; you're wrong

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lolsince98
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 8:45pm UTC

*Me And My Friend On A Boat*
Me and Friend: *sees kid water skiing like a pro*
Me: Pshh...I can do that in my sleep.
Friend: Yeah, I do that all the time...
Me: Yeah, but I'm not gonna do that now. Cuz my skill will probably make him really bad.
Friend: Of course, and I mean...we wouldn't want to crush his dreams.
Me: Oh no. That would just be cruel.
*Later while tubing on regular tube*
Boat: *starts*
Me: *falls off instantly*
Friend: *rolls off the other side of the tube*
Me: Well this is a little embarrassing...

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