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KoalaGurl125

1. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   So this actually happened in my
   science class.
   We were talking about the digestive system, and I wasn't paying attention at all.
   Then I hear my science teacher yell,
   "No! We're talking about
   diarrhea, not
   pen!ses."
   What is air.
   
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2. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2013 6:18pm UTC
   I'm in love with you.
   I know I dont have a chance with you,
   but I can't help but feel like maybe,
   just maybe, there's a small
   possibilty that you could
   love me too.
   
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3. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2013 9:27pm UTC
   SHE CAPTURES HER REFLECTION
   THEN SHE THROWS THE MIRROR TO THE FLOOR
   HER IMAGE IS DISTORTED, SCREAMING,
   "IS IT WORTH IT ANYMORE?"
   
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4. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   YOUR SMILE IS WHAT MAKES YOU PRETTY,
   YOUR BODY IS WHAT MAKES YOU
   SEXY,
   BUT YOUR HEART IS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL.
   
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5. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC
   In a state of pure
   frustration today, I came to the conclusion
   that there is no angry way to say
   bubbles.
   
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6. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 7:35pm UTC
   Friend: Are you ok?
   Me: Nope
   Friend: Me either. Let's kill people.
   
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7. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC
   NO ONE LOOKS BACK ON THEIR
   life and remembers the times they followed the rules.
   
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8. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 2:02pm UTC
   Sorry,
   But I'm not Rihanna.
   I don't love the way you lie.
   
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9. KoalaGurl125
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2012 1:59pm UTC
   Hey you.
   Yeah you.
   No not you...
   Yeah. You.
   With the face.
   You're beautiful
   
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10. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Every girl
    Deserves a guy
    That can make her forget
    Her heart was ever broken
    
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11. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Dad: You should use the directions.
    Me: I don't like directions.
    Dad: Oh, that's right. You only like One Direction.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad: See what I did there
    True story XD
    
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12. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Every girl has three guys in her life.
    The one she loves
    The one she hates
    And the one she can’t live without
    But in the end,
    They're all the same guy
    
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14. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I didn't change at all.
    You just never knew me.
    
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15. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    STOP SITTING AROUND,
    WAITING F O R PRINCE CHARMING.
    Just Get up and find him. The poor idiot
    might be stuck in a tree or something .
    
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16. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    forever hungry
    
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17. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    K
    K? K what? The letter before L the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stand for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.
    fb.nmf
    
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18. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I'M BAD IN ENGLISH
    BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT
    I LOVE YOU
    I'M BAD IN GEOGRAPHY
    BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT
    YOU LIVE IN MY HEART
    I'M BAD IN HISTORY
    BUT I CAN REMEMBER WHEN
    I FIRST SAW YOU
    I'M BAD IN CHEMISTY
    BUT I CAN TELL WHAT'S
    THE REACTION WHEN YOU SMILE
    I'M BAD IN PHYSICS
    BUT I CAN TELL YOU
    INTENSITY OF THE SPARK IN MY EYES WHEN THEY SEE YOU
    
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19. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    And it's taken me this long
    Way too long
    But I finally found myself liking someone new
    After you
    
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20. KoalaGurl125
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    *Looking at graffiti on bridge*
    Some people:
    That's vandalism!
    Other people:
    That's art!
    Me:
    How the hell did they get up there?
    
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