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Whoa, hold up!

We're all supposed to die the 21st, correct?
But, the 21st comes before the 25th.
That means NO Christmas.
Can't we at least move our death date to like the 29th?
Or we could just move Christmas to like...tomorrow.
I mean that works for me too.

 
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Whoa, hold up! We're all supposed to die the 21st, correct?

370 faves · 22 comments · Dec 1, 2012 11:38am

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Heranna · 1 decade ago
Remember that the Mayans didn't count leap years..... So the world should have ended 11 months ago.
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Decemberr · 1 decade ago
I'll see what I can do.
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smile_iloveyou · 1 decade ago
No stop that's my 14th birthday I want to liiiiiive (:
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strawbunny99 · 1 decade ago
That amazing moment when you're Jewish and Hannukah starts December 8th and end December 15th so you don't have to worry about that.
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
If we do die the 21st im going to die in my SCHOOL!!! (Thats my last day before winter break)... i dont think its going to happen though.. but i do hope it isnt before Christmas
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balletmonkey · 1 decade ago
"But of that day or hour, no one knows, neither the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be watchful! Be alert! You do not know when the time will come." (Mark 13:32-33)
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balletmonkey · 1 decade ago
Christmas is Jesus's Birthday!
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blonde_blueyes_breakable · 1 decade ago
I think the real problem is that I get out of school on the 21st., so i'll spend the whole day taking finals..
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MrsPSanders · 1 decade ago
December 29th is my best friend's birthday and January 1st is my Grandpa's...Let's die the 7th
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UnicornNinjas11 · 1 decade ago
I.. Wait wutt...
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audreyann · 1 decade ago
I heard January 12th
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
HOLY CRPA THATS ZAYN MALIKS BIRTHDAY
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audreyann · 1 decade ago
OH NO
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
that will be a worst birthday gift that's for sure.
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seafoam* · 1 decade ago
BETTER IDEA.
Let's die January 1, because my birthday is December 31.
I WANT TO TURN 15, FOR CHRISSAKE.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
NO! My birthday is January 27th. So if we're moving it to the 1st, make in February 1st.
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
WOAH WOAH WOAH. if anything, it'll be march 1st cause february 1st is harry's birthday.
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
isn't march first justin bieber's birthday though?!
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seafoam* · 1 decade ago
But then I'll never get to celebrate Valentine's Day with my first boyfriend... oh hell, screw it.
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lovecrazy · 1 decade ago
Boyfriend? Ew. Valentines Day? Ew. Love? Ew. I think I'm gonna get sick from all this.
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seafoam* · 1 decade ago
KISSES. ROMANCE. LONG, SAPPY, LOVE LETTERS. FEEL THE BUUUURN, MEAGAN. xD
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