pinkgrey

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Parent: One day you're going to get asked out. We should practice
Me: Not going to happen
Parent: Yes it will. Okay say someone asks you out to the movies what will you say
Me: Are you sure you're asking the right person?
Parent:..... You're right you're not going to get asked out

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Math
Boy who sits next to me: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Boy: *continues saying that for the next 30 minutes*
Me: I you say that again I will throw something at you
Boy: Everything I do is brand new
Me: *Throws pencil at kid*
Boy: Ow
Me: Hey I warned you
*Ten minutes later*
Boy: *Goes to an activity with his friends that involves standing in strange karate poses and hitting each other*
Me: *Decides to film this*
Friend: *Does nature documentary voice while filiming*
Boy: Are you filming this?
Me: Yes
Boy: I going to delete this
Boy: *Deletes it*
Me: *flies into an angry rage and throws highlighters at him until he hides in closet*
Teacher: Stop that, you're hurting him.
Me: That's the point

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Testing Time:
Roughly 1 month ago
Me: * stupidly leaves all school supplies in my homeroom which is testing as well as noticing other boy has left his stuff too)
Me: *Notices boy get up to go get something*
Me: *presumes he is getting his stuff*
Me: You can't go in their right now they're testing
Boy: Their testing IN THE BATHROOM
Me: *stands there wallowing in own awkward silence for about 10 trillion years*
Me: This settles it
Me: I AM THE QUEEN OF EMBARASSING MOMENTS

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Today in language arts to be nice I accidentally gave away my headphones
I seriously have no idea how I did this
None.
That settles it
I (Name shall be omitted due to privacy reasons) am the most awkardly stupid human the universe has ever seen.
HOW DOES SOMEBODY ACCIDENTALLY GIVE AWAY THEIR HEADPHONES
HOW

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Math Class
Me: *walks in and sits down next to friend/classmate
Friend/Classmate: Hey
Me: Hey. What are you doing?
Friend/Classmate: Oh just going on this site *turns computer towards me*
Me: Sees Witty
Me: *starts to hyperventalite*
Friend/Classmate: Oh this quote looks funny *takes picture of it*
Me: Oh she took a picture maybe that means she doesn't have an accoint
Friend/Classmate: Oh I just thought of a good quote *adds quote*
Me: *trying to act innocent* hey uh what uh is this site?
Friend/Classmate: Oh it's Witty. You should join
Me: Yeah... I .... should

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Today in math I got trapped at my desk,
jumped over of it,
then fell flat on my face and spilled all my
stuff
It's official I'm a failure at life

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Hello fellow Wittians, I'm doing a debate for school and I figured you might be able to help me.
So do you think we should continue to invest in space exploration?
Why or why not?
Thak you SO much for your time

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I'm not lonely I just have a crippling fear of social interacton and as a result I have no friends, aquaintences or people who talk to me.

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC

So i'm just sitting here looking up pictures of cupcakes and drooling.
I should probably get up........
But I want frosting
I REALLY want frosting

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 10:59am UTC

Just another morning........
Stepmother: Well me and your siblings are going to go sing christmas carols, want to come?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Stepmother: What do you not like caroling?
Me: Think about it, you just asked me to sing
Stepmother: Good point, stay at home we don't want you.

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 9:29am UTC

Adventures In Big Lots
Stepmother: We should get this couch
Father: I like this one better
Salesman: *talks to stepmother*
Father: *goes in back storeroom*
Father: * grabs cart*
Father: *puts brother on cart*
Father: Hey son, do you want to take a ride
Brother: Sure
Father: *runs off in back storeroom with brother*
Salesman: Hey
Long story short we were ALMOST kicked out big lots, luckily we bought the couch

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 3:58pm UTC

Today the strangest thing happened
I have waited all week to buy the new Taylor Swift CD
But, I haven't got a chance to buy it and it hasn't come out in the Amazon store
So today I get home and open my mailbox
And this strange little package is there
So, I open it up
AND IT'S THE CD
That's it I'm being stalked
Or my grandmother sent it
Probably my grandmother
BUT STILL...

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Me listening to iheartradio in the shower
iheartradio: (Starts playing Justin Bieber)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (attempts to climb out of shower)
Me: (trips)
Me: (crawls to my kindle)
Me: (tries to type in password)
Me: (fails)
Me: (tries again)
Me: (fails again)
Me: (tries again)
Me: (presses the skip song button)
Me: (stands up and cheers)
Me: (slips on water)

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Normal Family:
Child: (curses)
Father: How could you!
Sister: Gasp
Mother: You evil child
My Family
Me: (curses)
Father: Congradulations!
Sister I :can't believe it!
Mother: Here's a quarter
That's right I actually got money for swearing

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I'm seriously starting to believe Bigfoot is stalking my family.
So to answer your question, yes I am crazy

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC

I wonder who was the first person to fave the most faved quote of all time?
That person made history

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:33pm UTC

What is Witty all about you ask?
Making quotes that get some faves
Spongebob Squarepants, how to behave
Witty Famous is your goal
Reading quotes that touch your soul
Having fights about stupid things
Nutella, Religion whether One Direction can sing
Complaing about your period
How young is too young to have a kid
09 and 10 were the best years
Or so the older wittians tear
Funny quotes or or quotes to vent
Or till Steve said that categories time was spent
Steve the leader of us all
Amusing us with his quotes and gall
12 year olds do not belong
Everybody's favorite song
School is awful summer's great
To hang out with HIM you cannot wait
Following faving chatting too
Witty profiles soon consumes you
Chatting and venting is all that you do
Wifi's needed all the time
Some kids have it all others don't have a dime
Crocs are awful, Witty Wars
Jokes of the past become witty lore
Good times are had memories made
Dreaming about meeting someday
That's what witty's all about
Why don't you come try it out
Thanks for reading if you did
Sorry if it was bad

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 7:03am UTC

My dog lives a double life
When we let him out he'd run over to the neighbors house
They'd let him in and feed him treats, and petted him
We found out today when the neighbor casually mentioned it
Gee thanks Zeus

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Normal Bonding Time with my Sister
Sister: Look at my new dodgeball
Me: Nice
Sister: Wanna play fetch
Me: Why the dog would just eat the ball
Sister: No with me
Me: Okay let's just play in the front yard though
We go out to the front yard
Sister: Okay. I'm a German Shepard named Sugar
Me: I watched a TV show once it had a drug dealer named Sugar
Sister: *sticks out blue tounge from eating Italian ice*
Me: Sugar have you got into the toxic chemicals again
Sister: Throw the ball
Me: *throws the ball*
Sister: *stands there for about 2 minutes and runs after it like a crazy person*
Me: *throws ball again*
Sister: *walks like a robot towards the ball*
Me: *throws ball again*
Me: *pushes away ball before sister can get it*
Sister: So you wanna play like that *Chucks ball at me*
Ball rolls into the forest
Me: Nice going, now go get it
Sister: Why
Me: Because you threw it
Sister: But the woods is creepy
Me: I'm right here if anyone tries to get you I'm right here
Sister: *Goes into the woods*
Sister: EEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
Me: What!!
Sister: Spider Web
Me: Really
Sister: Aaaah weird bug!! Aaah white thingy
Me: Can you hurry up
Sister: I'm halfway there
Me: You've taken two steps
12 hours later
Sister: *Comes out of woods with ball*
Me: Finally
Sister: Whooo!!!! *Puts hands in the air*
Ball rolls back into forest
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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pinkgrey
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC

I get insparation for a quote, but I just can't put it into words
Me: Let's make a quote about school
Me:
Standing in line for lunch
Cheering your football team on
Homework that doesn't get passed in
Ogling cute boys
O?????
L?????
Me: Okay this quote sucks, lets make one about my school trip
Me:
On my school trip we couldn't talk to people so ?????
Me: That quote is even worse, I got it lets make one about not being able to make a quote
Me: (Writes this quote)
Me: This quote is the worst one yet, let's delete it, or let's add it and see if anyone faves it
And that my dear Wittians is how this awful quote came to be

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