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  1. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Parent: One day you're going to get asked out. We should practice
    Me: Not going to happen
    Parent: Yes it will. Okay say someone asks you out to the movies what will you say
    Me: Are you sure you're asking the right person?
    Parent:..... You're right you're not going to get asked out

  2. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Boy who sits next to me: Everything I do is brand new
    Boy: Everything I do is brand new
    Boy: Everything I do is brand new
    Boy: Everything I do is brand new
    Boy: Everything I do is brand new
    Boy: *continues saying that for the next 30 minutes*
    Me: I you say that again I will throw something at you
    Boy: Everything I do is brand new
    Me: *Throws pencil at kid*
    Boy: Ow
    Me: Hey I warned you
    *Ten minutes later*
    Boy: *Goes to an activity with his friends that involves standing in strange karate poses and hitting each other*
    Me: *Decides to film this*
    Friend: *Does nature documentary voice while filiming*
    Boy: Are you filming this?
    Me: Yes
    Boy: I going to delete this
    Boy: *Deletes it*
    Me: *flies into an angry rage and throws highlighters at him until he hides in closet*
    Teacher: Stop that, you're hurting him.
    Me: That's the point

  3. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Testing Time:
    Roughly 1 month ago
    Me: * stupidly leaves all school supplies in my homeroom which is testing as well as noticing other boy has left his stuff too)
    Me: *Notices boy get up to go get something*
    Me: *presumes he is getting his stuff*
    Me: You can't go in their right now they're testing
    Boy: Their testing IN THE BATHROOM
    Me: *stands there wallowing in own awkward silence for about 10 trillion years*
    Me: This settles it

  4. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Today in language arts to be nice I accidentally gave away my headphones
    I seriously have no idea how I did this
    That settles it
    I (Name shall be omitted due to privacy reasons) am the most awkardly stupid human the universe has ever seen.

  5. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Math Class
    Me: *walks in and sits down next to friend/classmate
    Friend/Classmate: Hey
    Me: Hey. What are you doing?
    Friend/Classmate: Oh just going on this site *turns computer towards me*
    Me: Sees Witty
    Me: *starts to hyperventalite*
    Friend/Classmate: Oh this quote looks funny *takes picture of it*
    Me: Oh she took a picture maybe that means she doesn't have an accoint
    Friend/Classmate: Oh I just thought of a good quote *adds quote*
    Me: *trying to act innocent* hey uh what uh is this site?
    Friend/Classmate: Oh it's Witty. You should join
    Me: Yeah... I .... should

  6. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Today in math I got trapped at my desk,
    jumped over of it,
    then fell flat on my face and spilled all my
    It's official I'm a failure at life

  7. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Hello fellow Wittians, I'm doing a debate for school and I figured you might be able to help me.
    So do you think we should continue to invest in space exploration?
    Why or why not?
    Thak you SO much for your time

  8. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I'm not lonely I just have a crippling fear of social interacton and as a result I have no friends, aquaintences or people who talk to me.

  9. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    So i'm just sitting here looking up pictures of cupcakes and drooling.
    I should probably get up........
    But I want frosting
    I REALLY want frosting

  10. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Just another morning........
    Stepmother: Well me and your siblings are going to go sing christmas carols, want to come?
    Stepmother: What do you not like caroling?
    Me: Think about it, you just asked me to sing
    Stepmother: Good point, stay at home we don't want you.

  11. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 9:29am UTC
    Adventures In Big Lots
    Stepmother: We should get this couch
    Father: I like this one better
    Salesman: *talks to stepmother*
    Father: *goes in back storeroom*
    Father: * grabs cart*
    Father: *puts brother on cart*
    Father: Hey son, do you want to take a ride
    Brother: Sure
    Father: *runs off in back storeroom with brother*
    Salesman: Hey
    Long story short we were ALMOST kicked out big lots, luckily we bought the couch

  12. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Today the strangest thing happened
    I have waited all week to buy the new Taylor Swift CD
    But, I haven't got a chance to buy it and it hasn't come out in the Amazon store
    So today I get home and open my mailbox
    And this strange little package is there
    So, I open it up
    That's it I'm being stalked
    Or my grandmother sent it
    Probably my grandmother
    BUT STILL...

  13. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Me listening to iheartradio in the shower
    iheartradio: (Starts playing Justin Bieber)
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: (attempts to climb out of shower)
    Me: (trips)
    Me: (crawls to my kindle)
    Me: (tries to type in password)
    Me: (fails)
    Me: (tries again)
    Me: (fails again)
    Me: (tries again)
    Me: (presses the skip song button)
    Me: (stands up and cheers)
    Me: (slips on water)

  14. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Normal Family:
    Child: (curses)
    Father: How could you!
    Sister: Gasp
    Mother: You evil child
    My Family
    Me: (curses)
    Father: Congradulations!
    Sister I :can't believe it!
    Mother: Here's a quarter
    That's right I actually got money for swearing

  15. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    I'm seriously starting to believe Bigfoot is stalking my family.
    So to answer your question, yes I am crazy

  16. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I wonder who was the first person to fave the most faved quote of all time?
    That person made history

  17. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    What is Witty all about you ask?
    Making quotes that get some faves
    Spongebob Squarepants, how to behave
    Witty Famous is your goal
    Reading quotes that touch your soul
    Having fights about stupid things
    Nutella, Religion whether One Direction can sing
    Complaing about your period
    How young is too young to have a kid
    09 and 10 were the best years
    Or so the older wittians tear
    Funny quotes or or quotes to vent
    Or till Steve said that categories time was spent
    Steve the leader of us all
    Amusing us with his quotes and gall
    12 year olds do not belong
    Everybody's favorite song
    School is awful summer's great
    To hang out with HIM you cannot wait
    Following faving chatting too
    Witty profiles soon consumes you
    Chatting and venting is all that you do
    Wifi's needed all the time
    Some kids have it all others don't have a dime
    Crocs are awful, Witty Wars
    Jokes of the past become witty lore
    Good times are had memories made
    Dreaming about meeting someday
    That's what witty's all about
    Why don't you come try it out
    Thanks for reading if you did
    Sorry if it was bad

  18. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 7:03am UTC
    My dog lives a double life
    When we let him out he'd run over to the neighbors house
    They'd let him in and feed him treats, and petted him
    We found out today when the neighbor casually mentioned it
    Gee thanks Zeus

  19. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Normal Bonding Time with my Sister
    Sister: Look at my new dodgeball
    Me: Nice
    Sister: Wanna play fetch
    Me: Why the dog would just eat the ball
    Sister: No with me
    Me: Okay let's just play in the front yard though
    We go out to the front yard
    Sister: Okay. I'm a German Shepard named Sugar
    Me: I watched a TV show once it had a drug dealer named Sugar
    Sister: *sticks out blue tounge from eating Italian ice*
    Me: Sugar have you got into the toxic chemicals again
    Sister: Throw the ball
    Me: *throws the ball*
    Sister: *stands there for about 2 minutes and runs after it like a crazy person*
    Me: *throws ball again*
    Sister: *walks like a robot towards the ball*
    Me: *throws ball again*
    Me: *pushes away ball before sister can get it*
    Sister: So you wanna play like that *Chucks ball at me*
    Ball rolls into the forest
    Me: Nice going, now go get it
    Sister: Why
    Me: Because you threw it
    Sister: But the woods is creepy
    Me: I'm right here if anyone tries to get you I'm right here
    Sister: *Goes into the woods*
    Sister: EEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: What!!
    Sister: Spider Web
    Me: Really
    Sister: Aaaah weird bug!! Aaah white thingy
    Me: Can you hurry up
    Sister: I'm halfway there
    Me: You've taken two steps
    12 hours later
    Sister: *Comes out of woods with ball*
    Me: Finally
    Sister: Whooo!!!! *Puts hands in the air*
    Ball rolls back into forest

  20. pinkgrey pinkgrey
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I get insparation for a quote, but I just can't put it into words
    Me: Let's make a quote about school
    Standing in line for lunch
    Cheering your football team on
    Homework that doesn't get passed in
    Ogling cute boys
    Me: Okay this quote sucks, lets make one about my school trip
    On my school trip we couldn't talk to people so ?????
    Me: That quote is even worse, I got it lets make one about not being able to make a quote
    Me: (Writes this quote)
    Me: This quote is the worst one yet, let's delete it, or let's add it and see if anyone faves it
    And that my dear Wittians is how this awful quote came to be


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