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Heyy guys<3
I'm Kaylee and thanks for visiting me(:
I don't really know what else to say! Oh.... yeah.... JESUS LOVES YOU!!

Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥ Sorry :/ aint taking risks..xI love him:)xx
  1. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Tonight I kissed him under the mistletoe
    I made cookies for santa.

  2. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Let's not forget the real reason for the season, Jesus. Merry CHRISTmas everyone!

  3. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    I'm having a party everyone bring food and a laptop

  4. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 12:42am UTC
    Help I think I like him but I hardly know the guy

  5. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  6. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    *Me at the beginning of the year*
    *Me at the end of the year*
    Me: Well, there is always next year.

  7. balletmonkey balletmonkey
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    December 18, 2012 12:19pm UTC

  8. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Guys he liked my status..... who wants to come to our wedding?

  9. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    You know that awesome clean feeling you get after you take a shower? Like everything has been washed away? That's how you feel when accept Jesus! You totally should accept him if you haven't! He is awesome!

  10. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 11:42am UTC
    John 3:16
    For God so loved the world, that He gave His one and only begotten Son, so that whosoever believeth in Him will not perish, but have everlasting life.

  11. balletmonkey balletmonkey
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    November 26, 2012 10:57pm UTC

  12. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 11:50am UTC
    If you are
    looking for a sign
    here is one don't
    kill yourself

  13. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    If you think no one cares think again God cares and I care so don't commit suicide just don't

  14. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    I could have Poured my heart out to you
    But instead........
    I just said "I'm good, how are you?"

  15. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Soooo it's my birthday
    And I have always wanted a top quote sooo
    will you please make my birthday wish come true and fave this quote?(:

  16. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    Everyone thank you you for all your prayers for my grandma. She is home with Jesus. Heaven just gained a beautiful strong new angel and they are all celebrating her life. She has a brand new body and can walk again and and can talk again and will never worry again. She get a front row seat to all my performances. I am sad but happy for her that she is happy and is in heaven. I love you, you were the best grandma ever♥

  17. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Fave if you have ever
    Had that moment
    When you are so sad, you just want to {cry}
    But instead
    You just swallow back the tears

  18. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    please pray for my grandma<3

  19. balletmonkey balletmonkey
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    September 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC

  20. balletmonkey balletmonkey
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    here is a great story.....
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Fav. this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this


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