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Not dicks.


 

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Ride unicorns, Not dicks.

140 faves · 8 comments · Oct 15, 2012 5:49pm

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queen* · 1 decade ago
This is backwards...
it should be ride diicks.
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odd · 1 decade ago
Or make your own fuucking decisions and do what you want. And have (safe) because it's good for your health. I'm sick of you -shaming a**holes trying to make other people feel bad for going after happiness and pleasure.
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youdontknowme88 · 1 decade ago
THIS.
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
to0 late
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24601* · 1 decade ago
actually.... i am a unicorn...
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ilovemikaylaandmelissa · 1 decade ago
ride unicorn dicks
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marchtoyourownbeat · 1 decade ago
¿ Yur so smart ilybby okie?
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ilovemikaylaandmelissa · 1 decade ago
i luh you bb. lemme ride dat unicorn dick (;
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