Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

barneythebigpurpledino

Status: Trying to make people smile (:

Member Since: 17 Apr 2012 08:50pm

Last Seen: 11 Nov 2017 10:56pm

user id: 293139

194 Quotes
13,914 Favorites
265 Following
592 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair beta

follow block report

Dancing Banana100% me, 100% makeup free (:
Ayeee (: Vas happenin? You seem to have stumbled upon my profile. Well, as Lil Wayne once said, people are basically indescribable, but I’ll try anyways so please excuse me while I bore you with my words [: First of all, I can’t live without music. I absolutely looove to sing and I’ve been told I’m really good, but I’m too shy to ever sing or dance in public. Hopefully one day I’ll be performing with One Direction c: I’m usually really shy, but when I’m with my friends I can be the LOUDEST person on earth. I guess my personality description would be a matter of opinion. A lot of people tell me I’m really sweet. My best friend says I’m really funny and nice and that one day I’ll kill her because she’ll suffocate from laughing too hard. She also says I’m her therapist and that I’m amazing at it. I’m crazy, weird, and hyper, but that’s all normal for me (: I SNEEZE LIKE A KITTEN. IT’S SO WEIRD. I like candy and I LOOOVE HUGS AND PIGGY BACK RIDES :D I'm never going to “grow up”. I NEVER EVER lie or curse and I take pinky promises very seriously. I still say “playdate”. (Yes, I know I’m weird :]). I try to maintain a positive attitude. A lot of people call me a Smiley Face because it’s kind of impossible for me not to always be smiling and laughing (unless of course I’m in a bad mood). Even when I’m in a bad mood, it’s incredibly easy to make me laugh (even though I try not to then :P). SpongeBob SquarePants is the love of my life ♡ We’re engaged to be married, let me know if any of you beautiful people would like an invitation (:
I love meeting new people and I'm not quick to judge, so if you need advice or just want to talk, I'm here c:


ч вuckєt ℓíst:
○Hand a random little kid a folded up piece of paper and tell him it's from his real parents.
○Try a doughnut.
○Order coffee at Starbucks as Primrose Everdeen so that when it's ready and the person at the counter says, "Primrose Everdeen," I can say, "I volunteer as tribute!"
○Run up to a random couple on Valentine's Day, slap the guy, and burst into tears while yelling, "How could you? You said you loved me! I gave you everything! I gave you my virginity! And now this? Screw you!"
○Fill up an empty bottle of Windex with blue gatorade and drink it in public.
○Sing a duet with Austin Mahone.
○Bake a cake that actually tastes good.
○Ride a llama.
○Eat a sock.
○Dress up a pineapple in a hula skirt and name it Lola.

Explode a grape in the microwave.
Call an insurance company and try to insure a stuffed animal.
Put chocolate pudding in a diaper and eat it in public.
Suggestions?
  1. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 10:17pm EDT
    "We are all subject to the fates
    BUT WE MUST ALL ACT AS IF WE ARE NOT
    or die of despair."

  2. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:28pm EDT
    The first time around
    YOU WERE SO GOOD TO ME
    But now I'm out here in the cold
    with just my own hands to hold.
    But where are you?

  3. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 9:21pm EDT
    "The shell must break before the bird can
    fly."

  4. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 7:56pm EDT
    Me: Summer's almost here, I should probably start working on my tan.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *turns up laptop brightness*
    nmq

  5. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 5:50pm EDT
    "A DAY WITHOUT SMILING
    is a day wasted."

  6. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 7:18pm EDT
    "And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever."

  7. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 12:56pm EST
    "Right is right
    WRONG IS WRONG
    No matter what
    NO MATTER WHO"

  8. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:37pm EST
    So today I was talking about how I was planning on spending Valentine's Day with my imaginary cat when one girl said, "I'm spending it with my laptop!" & another said, "I'm going to eat!"
    They then proceeded to awkwardly reach across the table and attempt (and fail) to high five each other.
    HAVE. I. FOUND. WITTY. SISTERS?

  9. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:54pm EST
    "In the book
    of life, the answers aren't
    in the back."

  10. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 6:39pm EST
    "These violent delights have violent ends
    And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
    Which as they kiss consume. The sweetest honey
    Is loathesome in his own deliciousness
    And in the taste confounds the appetite.
    Therefore love moderately; long love doth so;
    Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow."
    -Shakespeare

  11. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 7:45pm EST
    “Love your flaws; flawnt
    тh em тo the world."

  12. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:06pm EST
    My best friend was eating breakfast in a hotel when
    an old man walked up to the front desk and asked if
    they'd seen his wife. The lady at the desk said no but that
    she'd tell him if she saw him. He replied,
    "Well if you do see her, she's a beautiful woman with long silver hair, and she's probably wearing a black shirt."

    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  13. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 3:43pm EST
    "Ten seconds before sunrise is the darkest moment of the night,
    SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AT YOUR DARKEST MOMENT, THE SUNRISE IS SOON TO COME."

  14. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:33pm EST
    "This isn’t a time to make hard and fast decisions. This is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere chill. Fall in love - a lot. Major in philosophy because there’s no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind. Then change it again because nothing is permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can..."

  15. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:10pm EST
    I smiled as we walked down the sidewalk, hand in hand. Suddenly he stopped me. "Are you cold?" he asked. I shook my head but shivered as the cool breeze lifted my hair from my shoulders. He raised his eyebrow and the corners of his lips perked upward. "Come here," he said, enveloping me in his arms. I rested my head on his chest and took in his smell as he wrapped himself around me like a blanket. When we finally pulled away, he took both of my hands in his. "I hope you know I love you." I closed my eyes and giggled as he gently planted a kiss on each of my eyelids, on the tip of my nose, and on my forehead. When I opened them again,
    I realized I'd been daydreaming.

  16. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:26pm EST
    & who else
    thinks Tori and Andre are perfect for each other?

  17. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 6:43pm EST
    "Well count to ten, take it in,
    This is life before you know who you're gonna be."

  18. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 8:00pm EST
    Imagine if there was a sorority for Wittians.

  19. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:59pm EST
    MadisonHabibi at 9:45pm January 06, 2013
    I know you are not suppose to ask for faves, but this could save someones life. Please, go fave this quote
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6554626
    and please repost this and pass the message please, and thank you

  20. barneythebigpurpledino barneythebigpurpledino
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:01pm EST
    & who else thinks that by the third Toy Story, Andy could be a Tumblr boy?

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2019 Witty Profiles