Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join




your shoe size can tell your age:
1) take your shoe size
2) muliply it by 5
3) add 50
4) multiply by 20
5) add 1012
6) subtract the year you were born

the 1st digit is your shoe size, while the last digits is your age.



 
Next Quote >

your shoe size can tell your age: 1) take your shoe size 2) muliply

510 faves · 199 comments · Oct 6, 2012 2:54pm

yourcool

by

yourcool


tags

funny

RockyWriter · 1 decade ago
my age was 1 year off
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

erinnn · 1 decade ago
The show was right but not the age
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

FreeToBeLeslie · 1 decade ago
Scary Sh*T omg
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

BothOfUs · 1 decade ago
off by one on my shoe size...but cool
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

lunaisawesome · 1 decade ago
It didnt work for my dad! His shoe size is 12 and my dad is 50 not 51
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

Livelovemusic11 · 1 decade ago
I'm not 96....
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

Fashion_Geek · 1 decade ago
Oh.my.god.you.are.magic!
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

No* · 1 decade ago
o_O This is witchcraft
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

KT_143 · 1 decade ago
That scary
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

alexastarkid · 1 decade ago
, it works

thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

iridescentstorm · 1 decade ago
not even close...
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

Beingbeautiful0 · 1 decade ago
nope
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

savvywinter · 1 decade ago
WOAH
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

ZomgItsYash · 1 decade ago
o________________o
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

alisonDB21 · 1 decade ago
I'm not 47 e.o xD
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

Sock_Monster · 1 decade ago
no, out by 5 years...
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

abandoned account* · 1 decade ago
Oh.My.God.
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

Spuddy1o1 · 1 decade ago
close... 6 days then im 13 :P
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

Jenababe19 · 1 decade ago
hah that is so cool but it didnt work the first time cuz 90% of the time my shoe size is 8.5 and im not 70 lol but worked when i put just 8 lol
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

kolbey_steffensmeier* · 1 decade ago
My mind just died. Ten times.
thumbs up 0 thumbs down reply

People who like this quote

Kailey♥*JustAnotherWittyGuy18Jasmine112ApplexThatWeirdGirl*MsMinty101dontlickmyhamsteremmelove12UND3Rolivia*sarahlikesbands*thegirllikesmusicMariaOchoa2014dancegurlieeXxVasHappeninxXS E R I N A ♡*pinkfrosting321aimeeleebfakingasmilechrisforeverhii