Jasmine112

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Jasmine112

Status: Celebrity juice , never fails to make me laugh,ahaha

Member Since: 28 Jan 2012 07:49am

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2015 09:04am

Birthday: November 6

Location: United Kingdom

Gender: F

user id: 268538

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Hey , I'm Jasmine x x. I live in Wales ,( United Kingdom).
I used to use witty profiles all the time, hopefully I wil start using it much more :)
kik me?- jasmine.rees123

Jasmine112
posted a quote
August 23, 2015 6:01am UTC

Trying to tell my mother a funny story
and it turns into a life lesson

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Jasmine112
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May 28, 2013 1:55pm UTC

When you make eye contact with a hot person, oh my god.

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Jasmine112
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November 6, 2012 1:39pm UTC

It's my birthday ;3

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Jasmine112
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October 30, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Am I the only one that feels weird saying my own name?

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Jasmine112
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October 28, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Believe it or not
there's somebody out there hoping to meet someone just like you.

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Jasmine112
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October 28, 2012 6:35am UTC

Add me on twitter?- I always follow back:).
@jasminereesx

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Jasmine112
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October 22, 2012 1:25pm UTC

♥ Once upon a time we're burning bright ♥
Now all we ever seem to do is fight
On and on ♥
And on and on and on
Once upon a time on the same side ♥
Once upon a time on the same side in the same game
And why'd you have to go
Have to go and throw it all in my face ♥
-Coldplay Princess Of China ♥

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Jasmine112
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:01pm UTC

*pencil drops*
me: could this day get any worse

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Jasmine112
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October 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC

When you look at him and he's already staring

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Jasmine112
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October 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I’ve decided to get in shape.
The shape of a potato.(:

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Jasmine112
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October 8, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Boys who have the perfect smile. ♥

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Jasmine112
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October 4, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Sleeping is nice.
You forget about everything for a while.

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Jasmine112
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October 2, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places.

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Jasmine112
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October 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Me looking at old pictures: "Why?"
Me looking at old haircut: "Why?"
Me looking at old clothes: "Why?"
Me looking at old crush: "Why?"..

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Jasmine112
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September 26, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

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Jasmine112
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September 25, 2012 2:00pm UTC

me: writes title of homework
me: rewards myself with several hours on the internet

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Jasmine112
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September 24, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."
Nmq - Jade672

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Jasmine112
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 8:55am UTC

Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person,just reflections and pictures.♥

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Jasmine112
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September 21, 2012 2:00pm UTC

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

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Jasmine112
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August 29, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Overthinking does kill your happiness.

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