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Jasmine112

Status: Celebrity juice , never fails to make me laugh,ahaha

Member Since: 28 Jan 2012 07:49am

Last Seen: 23 Aug 2015 09:04am

Birthday: November 6

Location: United Kingdom

Gender: F

user id: 268538

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Hey , I'm Jasmine x x. I live in Wales ,( United Kingdom).
  I used to use witty profiles all the time, hopefully I wil start using it much more :)

kik me?- jasmine.rees123
 
 

  1. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2015 6:01am UTC
    Trying to tell my mother a funny story
    and it turns into a life lesson

  2. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    When you make eye contact with a hot person, oh my god.

  3. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    It's my birthday ;3

  4. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Am I the only one that feels weird saying my own name?

  5. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Believe it or not
    there's somebody out there hoping to meet someone just like you.

  6. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 6:35am UTC
    Add me on twitter?- I always follow back:).
    @jasminereesx

  7. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    ♥ Once upon a time we're burning bright ♥
    Now all we ever seem to do is fight
    On and on ♥
    And on and on and on
    Once upon a time on the same side ♥
    Once upon a time on the same side in the same game
    And why'd you have to go
    Have to go and throw it all in my face ♥
    -Coldplay Princess Of China ♥

  8. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    *pencil drops*
    me: could this day get any worse

  9. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    When you look at him and he's already staring

  10. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    I’ve decided to get in shape.
    The shape of a potato.(:

  11. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Boys who have the perfect smile. ♥

  12. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Sleeping is nice.
    You forget about everything for a while.

  13. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places.

  14. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Me looking at old pictures: "Why?"
    Me looking at old haircut: "Why?"
    Me looking at old clothes: "Why?"
    Me looking at old crush: "Why?"..

  15. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

  16. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    me: writes title of homework
    me: rewards myself with several hours on the internet

  17. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."
    Nmq - Jade672

  18. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 8:55am UTC
    Take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person,just reflections and pictures.♥

  19. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

  20. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Overthinking does kill your happiness.

:)

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