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Member Since: 14 May 2012 07:29pm

Last Seen: 1 Jul 2014 05:09pm

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  1. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    "Self-pity is the ugliest trait."

  2. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Me: yum, this popcorn smells good
    Sister: no, it smells like heart attack
    oh. well then

  3. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format *Updated Format!*
    Google
    I'm doing my homework right away.
    I'm going to be on Witty and Facebook for five hours.
    I will do it at 3 in the morning and get all the answers wrong.
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  4. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Worst day in a long, long, time.

  5. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    & I bet you didn't realize your actions left her standing alone, trying not to cry over being some stupid joke

  6. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 11:58am UTC
    that moment when
    somebody is playing a computer game you're good at and they're just failing and you're sitting there, on the verge of screaming, practically begging for them to let you get past that level.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Am I the only one that laughs when the camera men are plowed over by the players? Like dude your $1000 camera's going to break.

  8. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    The awkward moment when half the power goes out at the superbowl.

  9. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    "Oh my, what chapped lips you have"
    says the dentist EVERY TIME I SEE HER
    Yeah no kidding lady your equiptment is stretching my mouth a mile wide.

  10. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    That moment when
    you're so
    ♥happy♥
    that it feel like you're going to throw up.

  11. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Can you feel me
    thinking about you?

  12. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    On the twelth day of Christmas, my teachers gave to me:
    12 five-page essays
    11 response questions
    10 presentations
    9 lab conclusions
    8 hard math problems
    7 research papers
    6 grammar quizes
    5 books to read
    4 french worksheets
    3 math tests
    2 group projects
    and its all due tomoro-o-o-w.

  13. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    And it kills me when
    I can hear you and her
    laughing
    and
    joking
    and
    talking
    right behind me.
    And it hurts even more
    when I know she's my friend.

  14. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Me: *goes online*
    Online: Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you want to talk to is offline.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Person you don't want to talk to is online.
    Me: typical.
    *logs off*

  15. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    And I wonder if
    I ever cross your
    mind.

    For me it happens all the time.
    GirlMeetsBoyx33

  16. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Here's some karma for you...
    Girl on my bus: eating Cheez-its from a container
    Popular girl on my bus: pokes me, points at the girl's Cheez-its, and laughs.
    Bus: goes over bump
    Popular girl: All her own crackers spill. The other girl's Cheez-its are fine.
    Me: Hehehehehehe karma

  17. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    And I wonder if you ever think of
    this girl, sitting here, thinking of
    you.
    format credit: lexidanielle_xo

  18. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 10:06am UTC
    Y.O.L.O.
    A reason to be
    brave
    Not an excuse to be
    stupid

  19. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Question the
    Hunger Games
    And I'll question
    your life.

  20. BothOfUs BothOfUs
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
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    I think this might be it for us,
    blow me one last kiss.♥
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