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1. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2014 9:56pm UTC
   Has anybody actually ever gotten Salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
   
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2. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2014 9:49pm UTC
   The best way to not get your heart broken,
   is to pretend you don't have one.
   
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3. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2014 7:06pm UTC
   I really hate
   when you are
   innocently trying to
   wash off a spoon
   so you turn
   on the sink
   and so much water
   flings off that you
   drown all of Canada
   
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4. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2013 5:41pm UTC
   Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
   because it was dead.
   
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5. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2013 6:35pm UTC
   Bold All That Apply
   I'm female
   My hair is naturally brown
   I like pizza
   I am british
   My favourite colour is Purple
   my second favourite colour is Blue or Pink
   I am afraid of heights
   My favourite food is italian food
   I love walking in the rain
   I have a pet cat
   My hair is below my shoulders
   I have a boyfriend
   I cant drive
   My favourite icecream flavour is mint choc chip
   I empathic - I feel other peoples emotions
   I am afraid of dummies/dolls/puppets/robots etc
   I've had 3 serious boyfriends so far
   I have 2 sisters
   I have 0 brothers
   I had a twin but it died before I was born
   I will try almost anything once
   The sound of the hoover/vacuum makes me go to sleep
   My parents are still together
   I have a sibling I don't get along with very much
   I have green eyes
   I can't watch anyone suffer even people I don't like
   I listen to music for the lyrics and their meaning more than anything else
   I am a contradiction I can be two exact opposites both at the same time
   Abuse of any sort infuriates me considerably
   I have really small feet
   People often misunderstand me or believe false rumours about me
   My father has or does work in a law related job i.e. prison officer, police, drug rehab etc
   My mum is a carer or nurse
   I wish I could be a abnormal psychology studierand criminal psychologist
   I have a sight problem
   My house is near the sea
   I am fascinated by Urban Legends and scary stories in general
   I find it hard to trust people
   I'm a lover, not a fighter but if you push me, I can turn into the latter
   I look younger than I am
   I act or used to act older than i am
   More than one boy is currently crying for my love/attention even though I'm in a relationship
   I am afraid of nobody really liking me
   I love taking quizzes, doing surveys and learning new trivia
   Total so far: 25
   Ok, times your total by 2.
   Put here or at top how much your total is: 50
   
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6. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2013 5:10pm UTC
   When your pet runs away from you..
   "GET BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!!"
   
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7. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 7:30pm UTC
   Quiz
   10 favorites
   • Favorite Color: gray, purple, blue or yellow
   • Favorite Food: HAHA. YOU THINK I JUST HAVE ONE?
   • Favorite Singer: One Direction, Miley Cyrus or Ed Sheeran
   • Favorite Show: superlock
   • Favorite Sport: softball
   • Favorite Season: summer
   • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday<3
   • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: cookie doughhh.
   • Favorite Time of Day: night
   9 currents
   • Current Mood: BORED
   • Current Clothes: school uniform
   Current Computer: emm, Acer?
   • Current Finger/Toenail Color: white fingers.
   • Current Time: 6:19 pm
   • Current Surroundings: kitchen.. cats
   • Current Annoyance(s):THIS CAT KEEPS BITING MY TOES.
   • Current Thought: food.
   8 Firsts
   • First Best Friend: Ashley
   • First crush this school year: ehh.. idkk.
   • First Screen Name: kolbey22
   • First Pet: i had a fish named Dorthy.
   • First Piercing: ears when i was like 3
   • First Thing You Did Today: got ready for school.
   • First Thing You Ate Today: mashed potatoes
   • First School: St. Francis Xavier
   7 Lasts
   • Last Food Consumption: popsicle
   • Last Car Ride: home from babysitting
   • Last Text Message: Katie: we should hangouttt
   • Last Movie Seen In Theaters: Captain Phillips
   • Last Item Bought: Juice bags?
   • Last CD Played: Bangerz-- Miley
   • Last Website You Were On: youtube or twitter.
   6 Have You Evers
   • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: no
   • Have You Ever Broken the Law: yes?
   • Have You Ever Been Arrested: no
   • Have You Ever Been on TV: kinda
   •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: Yuss
   • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: mmhmm
   5 Places You've Been To
   • 1. Louisiana
   • 2. Florida
   • 3. Colorado
   • 4. Chicago
   • 5. illinois
   4 Things
   • You're Wearing: school stuff
   • You Did Last Night: slept
   • What Can You Hear Right Now: Story of My Life
   • You Can't Live Without: food
   4 People You Can Tell Anything To
   • 1. Faye
   • 2. Katie
   • 3. Hailey
   • 4. Emily
   2 Choices
   • 1. Black or white: Black
   • 2.Hot or cold: cold
   
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8. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   Mom: Gosh Kolbey, why dont you hang out with your friends?
   Me: ..... what friends?
   Me: ....wait at least I have the cat..
   Cat: HIissssssssssssssssssss *swats at me*
   Me: lol, kay nevermind.
   
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9. kolbey_steffensmeier*
   posted a quote
   October 30, 2013 4:43pm UTC
   Am I the only one
   who sits there in class,
   and i reaaaaalllly have to fart,
   so I just sit there
   and awkwardly rock back and fourth
   I NEED TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE.
   
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10. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    I hate it when #16
    Your teacher tells you to pick a partner and you look at your friend
    but they already looking at someone else..
    
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11. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    I hate it when #15
    You call out the wrong answer in class loudly with confidence.
    
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12. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    DON'T YOU EVER SAY
    I just walked AWAY
    I will ALWAYSwant you.
    I cant' live a lie,
    RUNNING
    For for my life,
    I will ALWAYSwant you.
    I came in like a wrecking ball.
    ♥♥♥
    -Miley Cyrus
    
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13. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Guys are all like,
    OH MY GOSH. I GOTTA GET GRAND THEFT AUTO 5.
    Im Just like,
    Hey guys... wanna be friends on webkinz?
    >>> I just don't get video games.<<<
    
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14. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    SO I GO TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL
    Today, in my theology class,
    we were listening to
    GASS PEDAL,
    And some of the guys were
    TWERKING.....
    For the love of God,
    What has this world come to?
    ♥♥♥
    
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15. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    That Awkward moment when
    You're the only in a public bathroom, and someone comes in so you awkwardly try to hold in your pee and let it out slowly so they can't hear it.
    
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16. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    I hate it when #14
    You have cold, and the teacher decides to call on you to read out loud.
    
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17. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    I hate it when #13
    You're mad at someone, but they say something that makes you laugh.
    
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18. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:20pm UTC
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19. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    I hate it when #12
    You're really mad, and someone thinks its a good idea to tell you to calm down, as you try not to rip their face off.
    
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20. kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    For a very short period of
    time, you were the
    youngest person in the
    world.
    mind = blown
    omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com
    
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