Witty Profiles

1D in an earthquake:

Liam: Oh no guys! Quick, take cover under a table. Did somebody grab the first aid kit? Yes. Good. Let's hope everyone is okay.

Niall: Must. Finish. This. Burger. Without. Dropping. It.

Zayn: It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoaster that is life.

Louis: This table is terrible! Whoever made it sucks! Now my butt can't fit under it!

Harry: The blue whale is the heaviset animal in the world...

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