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Summahgirl23

1. Summahgirl23
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   January 5, 2013 12:30pm UTC
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2. Summahgirl23
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   October 29, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   My crush is snap chatting me...
   without a shirt on.
   Jesus take the wheel.
   
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3. Summahgirl23
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   October 24, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   And I heard you moved on
   from whispers on the street
   a new notch in your belt
   IS ALL I'll EVER BE
   And now I see, now I see, now I see
   He was long gone
   when he met me
   And I realize the joke is on me
   DASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings
   
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4. Summahgirl23
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   October 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC
   I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a...connection.
   
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5. Summahgirl23
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   October 19, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   So what are you up to?
   Witty, hbu?
   Is that all you do?
   Sometimes I walk to the fridge
   
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6. Summahgirl23
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   October 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   Good morning beautiful :)
   xoxo your imaginary boyfriend
   Thanks mom...
   
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7. Summahgirl23
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   October 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   2 in 5 women tend to suffer from Anuptaphobia, the fear of staying single or being "forever alone".
   Lol anyone else?
   
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8. Summahgirl23
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   September 22, 2012 10:09am UTC
   Guys.
   It happened.
   I was at a football game last night. He was there. He stayed
   with me the whole night, teaching me what football was all
   about. Then, towards the end of the game it. happened.
   He looked into my eyes as I looked into his.
   & kissed me.
   ♥
   
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9. Summahgirl23
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   September 13, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   *When God made me*
   Him : Hmm...I'll add 3 tablespoons each of computer addicted and socially awkward...
   and just a dash of sexy...
   OOPS.
   
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10. Summahgirl23
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    September 9, 2012 5:37pm UTC
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11. Summahgirl23
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    September 8, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Everyone: You need to be more social.
    Me: *breathes*
    Everyone: You're so stupid, shut up.
    
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12. Summahgirl23
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    September 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Me: My parents are away this weekend. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THAT MEANS?
    Friend: Dude, are you going to have a party?
    Me: No, even better.
    Friend: What...?
    Me: I GET TO CRAP WITH THE DOOR OPEN.
    nmq
    
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13. Summahgirl23
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    September 4, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Friend: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
    Me: You started petting my cat saying "LOOK HOW SMALL THIS LION IS!!"
    Friend: At least it was orange!
    Me: He's a grey cat...
    nmq
    
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14. Summahgirl23
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    September 3, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    me: side walks. I bet liam uses side walks.
    me: hey look...the color orange, I bet the boys know about the color orange.
    me: ah, that man has a nose. so does niall.
    me: air, I bet zayn breathes air.
    me: ah, I woman with a dog. I like one direction.
    ^what my life has come to.
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15. Summahgirl23
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    September 3, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    One Direction on Opposite Day
    Paul: Liam! Get off the table and put some clothes on!
    Liam: *singing along to Avril Lavigne*ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD, BUT NOW OHHOOHH WHAT THE HELL!
    Paul: Language, Liam! Language!
    Paul: Niall, do you want some food? You haven't eaten in like two days...
    Niall: Two days? That long? I feel fine...
    Louis: HEY GIRLS I'M STRAIGHT COME AT ME!
    Harry: *chatting up a random girl* So you're 13? That's hot..
    Paul: Harry Stop! Zayn! You stink! Have you even combed your hair today?
    Zayn: Chill Pauly, I'm growing it long. And it's more natural not to use deoderant, brutha.
    Paul: Oh God.
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16. Summahgirl23
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    August 24, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Normal People: YOLO
    Directioners: LWWY
    
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17. Summahgirl23
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    August 20, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    One Direction: Hi, how are you?
    Me: Uh, salsa
    -tumblr
    
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18. Summahgirl23
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    August 20, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    *Talking to my cousin at my house*
    6 year old cousin: Hey Stephy, where's the cats you were talking about?
    Me: What do you mean?
    6 year old cousin: I heard you talking to your friend about having 72 cats and dying alone.
    Me: -_-
    true story.
    
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19. Summahgirl23
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    August 8, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    ι ωιѕн ι ωαѕ ѕтяσηg
    єησυgн тσ ℓιƒт
    ησт σηє вυт вσтн σƒ υѕ...♥
    
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20. Summahgirl23
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    August 3, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Ice Age: Continental Drift
    Ellie: Any questions?
    Gastornis bird: When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
    Ellie: No! Well...Sometimes, Now let's move!
    
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